Not a fun way to spend a weekend...

**Dooz** · 01-22-2005, 22:57

Anyone wanna share their fun and witty caption ideas? Please do so.

**Dooz** · 01-22-2005, 23:00

Passenger on elephant, inside box - "Honey, what was that?"

Guy driving - "Speed bump."

**YAKOBU** · 01-22-2005, 23:15

Guy under elephant to mate - "Do you want me to slice you a piece of breast or thigh??"

**Hortensius** · 01-23-2005, 01:13

i am living for today,..............if those archers dont get me those damn trophy hunters will, bloody British imperial arseholes!!!!

**Khorak** · 01-23-2005, 01:15

"The new siamese war elephants worked better than anyone had expected."

**Kraxis** · 01-23-2005, 02:32

Guy under elephant: "Bill??? I should have known something was wrong when the wife asked for some ivory."
Bill on elephant: Yeah well, in love and war everything goes."

**AntiochusIII** · 01-23-2005, 07:05

Hey I'm a Thai! (Siamese - that is) or at least I was.

Anyway:
Jan 22 200 B.C. , Near the Gallic tourist center Massilia..

The Gallic Warrior Please, just give me that ivory for my screeching German wife......
A Guy on an Elephant Those Gauls sir? Oh, they're just beggars around here. Besides, I don't understand their languages.