Not a fun way to spend a weekend...

[YAKOBU]

Guy under elephant to mate - "Do you want me to slice you a piece of breast or thigh??"

[Hortensius]

i am living for today,..............if those archers dont get me those damn trophy hunters will, bloody British imperial arseholes!!!!

[Khorak]

"The new siamese war elephants worked better than anyone had expected."

[Kraxis]

Guy under elephant: "Bill??? I should have known something was wrong when the wife asked for some ivory."
Bill on elephant: Yeah well, in love and war everything goes."

[AntiochusIII]

Hey I'm a Thai! (Siamese - that is) or at least I was.

Anyway:
Jan 22 200 B.C. , Near the Gallic tourist center Massilia..

The Gallic Warrior Please, just give me that ivory for my screeching German wife......
A Guy on an Elephant Those Gauls sir? Oh, they're just beggars around here. Besides, I don't understand their languages.

[Arrowhead]

The defence let one through, IT'S A GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!

[[DnC]]

"Let go of my shield you overgrown beast! I'm already beaten up as it is and being dragged around the battlefield all day long isn't my idea of fun!"

[Quietus]

A scene from the new epic movie: "Saving Privates of Barbarians".