1st pic: Frixis the Blind's famous last words, "Hey puppy, nice puppy, HEY PUPPY?!?"

2nd pic: "Good boy Simba! Now watch him roll over... no wait, not yet! NOOOOO!!! BAD SIMBA! BAD SIMBA!!!"

3rd pic: "Oooh, what's a gay Briton like me to do amongst these studly aryan warriors? How do you like my tats? Aren't they fierce? Honey, do you have ANY idea how much these pants cost? But enough about me, so what do you think of my shoes? Dolce Romana baby, OH MY GOD, with my feet only the finest Roman leather will do sweety! Now WHERE are you studboys running to? A rave? Wait for meeeee! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOO GERMANIA!!!"