Yay I was mentioned!
I feel so happy now.
lol
erm... Well, first I would establish some ground rules:
No offending my family, my religion, my nationality, my ethnic backgrounds, and the fact that I have a giant scab on my temple. Then, I would proceed to take down other rules that the people would like to establish too. Then I would proceed to ordering drinks (being as I can pass for 24 any day of the week except sundays) and try to talk about the Super bowl. Secretly I'd be arming myself in case it gets ugly.