Urinating for Freedom!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

On the ninth day, God made beer....

[JAG]

What a clever idea, well played that man! It just shows, those without beer, not with, are the ones digging themselves to an early grave!

[Devastatin Dave]

Praise the true necture of life... BEER!!!

[Kraellin]

lol. i'm more impressed by the snowfall. 10 feet in 24 hours is an inch of snow every 12 minutes. that's an impressive snowfall!

K.

[Pausanias828]

I have just replaced all the unnecessary items that I was keeping in my car for just such an emergency, with as many bottles of beer that I could fit in it . Who needs anything else when beer is about.

[Devastatin Dave]

Don't forget the othe important item for your car if there is ever an emergency such as this...

a bottle opener!!!

[BDC]

Don't forget the othe important item for your car if there is ever an emergency such as this...

a bottle opener!!!

That would, in fact, suck a lot.

Until the beer froze and the bottles exploded on their own. Then you could lick it up. Would cut your tongue up pretty bad though.

[Pausanias828]

Don't forget the othe important item for your car if there is ever an emergency such as this...

a bottle opener!!!

Too true, but really bottle openers and corkscrews are essentials you should never be without.

[ah_dut]

hmm....I personally think that vodka would have done better than beer in this case, but oh well...I hate all alchohol anyways

BTW I'm totally serious

[Byzantine Prince]

WOW, this guy is a national hero. He used the life force of the universe... BEER!!!

If I had to choose between water and beer to drink for the rest of my life I'de pick beer.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Some people will go to any lengths to explain away a night of drunken debauchery. My wife would never fall for such a tale.

[nokhor]

am i missing something here? wouldn't it have been easier to melt the snow by pouring the beer on the snow rather than to drink the beer to urinate on the snow? would have saved his kidneys and prevented a hangover.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

am i missing something here? wouldn't it have been easier to melt the snow by pouring the beer on the snow rather than to drink the beer to urinate on the snow? would have saved his kidneys and prevented a hangover.

The Beer would have been a lot warmer after going through his body.

[Devastatin Dave]

am i missing something here? wouldn't it have been easier to melt the snow by pouring the beer on the snow rather than to drink the beer to urinate on the snow? would have saved his kidneys and prevented a hangover.

But it would eliminate the fun!!!

I hope everyone is enjoying this thread, I don't want to "piss" anyone off!!! Har, har, har...bad joke!!!

[nokhor]

that joke was soooo corny and bad, it passed beyond the pale of unfunny and became funny again.

[Devastatin Dave]

that joke was soooo corny and bad, it passed beyond the pale of unfunny and became funny again.

Thank you, I think!?!?!?!

[InsaneApache]

sry to disapoint you Dave....


The report on the Slovak man who urinated his way out of an avalanche with the aid of 60 half-litre bottles of beer has been debunked by the ever-vigilant snopes.com.

To recap, we noted with some delight that "Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free." He susequently used his handy supplies of ale to generate sufficient hot liquid to melt his way to freedom.
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Or rather, he did not. Snopes explains:

The story about a Slovak man who was buried inside his car by an avalanche, and supposedly freed himself by drinking beer and urinating on the snow to melt it, was carried by a number of western news services in January 2005. The story has so far proved difficult to verify because its attributions have been vague (e.g., "correspondents in Bratislava"), and it evidently originated in a part of the world (the Slovak Republic) where information sources are more difficult to track down (particularly because the language is unfamiliar to most westerners).

However, a correspondent who works for a Slovak news agency informed us that not only has the avalanche story (or any news story about an avalanche) not appeared in the news media there, but the very same tale (of Czech origin, told about an unnamed man caught in the Austrian Alps) was circulating in that country as an e-mail joke even before the heavy snows described in the article occurred.

This comes as a crushing blow to those of us who were about to use the heroic tale as proof that the safety-concious driver always carries at least 30 litres of beer, and allows him or herself the occasional sip as part of the latest, scientifically-proven cancer-busting programme. Distraught readers can rest assured that we will provide proof that beer increases male potency and eliminates world hunger just as soon we have consoled ourselves with a few pints. ®


http://www.jengajam.com/r/avalanche-debunked

[barocca]

another hero debunked

[The Wizard]

bah... this does not detract anything of the usefulness of beer!



~Wiz

[Devastatin Dave]

I am utterly crushed, i haven't felt this bad since my parents told me there was no Santa!!! LOL

[InsaneApache]

I am utterly crushed, i haven't felt this bad since my parents told me there was no Santa!!!

You mean there IS'NT a Santa?????

[The Wizard]

lies! santa is real, just observe the former presidents of russia and germany!



~Wiz

[Devastatin Dave]

Lol!!!