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**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 02-14-2005, 22:56

Are you American? Just wondering.

**fuddha** · 02-14-2005, 23:26

Who? Me?

He thinks I'm american...

Sorry americans, I'm only joking. You roadkill-eating trailor-trash, you...

Nah, I'm from Croatia. Why? What makes think I'm american??

PS I'm really sorry if anyone is offended...

**Big_John** · 02-15-2005, 00:34

Originally Posted by fuddha

Nah, I'm from Croatia.

yeah.. the town of croatia, west virginia maybe!! you're more american than a baseball player eating apple pie listening to toby keith!!

**fuddha** · 02-15-2005, 01:03

Originally Posted by Big_John

you're more american than a baseball player eating apple pie listening to toby keith!!

***goes off to commit suicide***

explanation:
"aan de lek" has got to mean "on the lake" - I'm just trying to learn more about other languages and pull paralels between ones I already know - namely english, what's wrong with that?
Also, when will Holland retreat it's troops from Netherlands and what will the Dutch have to say about that? - it's a joke from a british television series called "yes, prime minister!". Maybe a misplaced joke, but a joke nontheless.

Maybe my grammar and style of writing is heavily influenced with hollywood flicks. If you didn't know, Croatia is a small (4.5mil residents) European country that has finisihed a civil war only 10 years ago, and as such has a budget for culture as big as an average Americans year salary. Infact, there is nothing I despise more than american way of thinking and american culture. However, since this forum isn't a pollitical one, I will NOT express my feelings here. I hope this thread doesn't become a flame thread, and I'd like to apologise once more to every one I have maybe offended.

And now to keep in the spirit of the thread:

"There are only two things that I hate. One is people that are intolerant to other people's culture, and the other are Dutch!" - father of Austin Powers in Austin Powers 3

"Of course he's evil! He's from Belgium, and they share a border with the Dutch!" - also Austins father, Austin Powers 3

If we can't make fun of each other and ourselves, of whom shall we then joke??

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 02-15-2005, 03:05

"There are only two things that I hate. One is people that are intolerant to other people's culture, and the other are Dutch!"
Yes, I saw that movie. Now, as a proud German/Canadian (but mostly German), I hereby declare that I don't like George Bush or any Republican, I hold many a grudge for softwood lumber and the mad cow thing, I think the Iraq thing was stupid, and I still haven't forgiven you for the War of 1812 (lol). I also don't particularily like most Americans I met, and I only actually half like the 30% the came from Germany. There, I think I got out all my anti-Americanism. Now, back to the thread. I rate your sig 6.5/10.

**JAG** · 02-15-2005, 04:34

It is OK evil_maniac from mars, they don't like you either - maybe you could go join your other hating friends in the corner marked 'great merchant bankers'.

**AggonyKing** · 02-19-2005, 19:24

do you guys like the quote I added in my sig?

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 02-15-2005, 04:56

I am an America.....

unfortunately.... Oh no now the SS (oops I mean secret service/FBI)

is gonna show up at my door.....

**PanzerJaeger** · 02-15-2005, 05:53

Hiji, yours is a definite 10/10.. profound and funny at the same time.

Evil Maniac... As a German immigrant to the US.. i must say how happy i am that i wound up here and not Canada.. thats one fence the grass isnt greener on the other side of..