Here's a few...
A guy was on a pilgramage in juresalem with his wife and mother in law. However, his mother in law died of a sickness. So he goes to the US embassy to try to have the body sent back to America for burial. The clerk says "Ok, but it will cost about 2,000 dollars to get the body back, when you can get rid of it here for around 500." the guy says "Nah transport it" and he says "What, you want the burial to be at home so you can visit the grave?" The man quickly replies "NO! I heard about this one guy who was buried in Juresalem and then rose from the dead. I can't take that chance!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The KFC bag was in my car.