Try this, if nobody gets this I'll laugh so hard.....
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Cop this
I am hot, and when I'm not
I'm cold as ice
get out of my way
just step aside
or pay the price

What I want I take
What I don't I break
And I don't want you
With a flick of my knife
I can change your life
And there's nothing you can do
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