The train roll on
many miles from my home
wont you please take me far... away
now i hear the wind blow
outside my door means i'm
leavin my woman at home...
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Here we are
dear old friend
you and I drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskeys gone to my head
BUT IF I WERE GAY
I WOULD GIVE YOU MY HEART
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
and If I were gay we would swim in romance
but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants

Its not that i dont care i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
id be right behind you, if ya know what i mean
but if I were gay I would give you my soul
and If i were gay i would give you my hole... being
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls
but im notgay
so wont you stop cupping my... hand
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