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    Amulius Victor is the greatest general ever in Rome:Total War, but he's friggin flaccid. That means he can't get it up, in case you were wondering. The game effects are that he has a decreased chance of having offspring. But he's amazing, and on top of that everybody else in the family is over 45, and he's only 30, but after ten years he hasn't done it. Is there anyway to counter-act this? Like, places to go, things to do, people in their retinue, anything. He must reproduce!

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    Enforcer of Exonyms Member Barbarossa82's Avatar
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    Not unless the expansion brings in Viagra as a resource.
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    wich country he is from maybe get an fertility priest

    We do not sow.

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    Get a Doctor?
    Why cant we just get along???

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    start by getting him married
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    Get all the other family members killed off... I bet he will get the hint and start having kids...

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    Quote Originally Posted by m4rt14n
    Get a Doctor?
    Or a turkey baster...










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    Pose as Hoggy. If you look at the Blue Lotus hosted mod thread, there's a lot of offers to have his babies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spino
    Or a turkey baster...

    Didn't know they had those in Rome ...
    no, no doctor or fertility priest

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    Doesn't a priestess of Juno add to fertility? If not, I'm pretty sure one or two of the other hangers-on do.

    Find a character with an attendant who increases fertility and try adding that to your general's entourage.

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    Well damn screwtype, what would we ever do without you.

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