Metal, how to save the princess from the dragon

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 02-10-2005, 18:02

TECH METAL: The protagonist plays a whole tone riff switching between 11/16 and 23/16 with his left hand, while he taps a descending chromatic pattern with his right hand. The dragon suffers a massive brain aneurysm and dies, and the princess runs off to music school so she can understand what the protagonist was playing.

Ahahaha! That's good.

**SwordsMaster** · 02-10-2005, 18:36

Concur with JAG!!!

**lars573** · 02-10-2005, 18:55

For me it would be,
Thrash metal
Heavy metal
Viking metal
In that order.

**frogbeastegg** · 02-10-2005, 18:57

I pity the poor princess

The dragon too

**Mount Suribachi** · 02-10-2005, 20:31

Surely this can provide inspiration for more adventures for Princess Eleanor froggy?

And what the hell is Folk Metal????

**Somebody Else** · 02-10-2005, 21:19

Come to Beijing, we have Dess Maitou here...

**frogbeastegg** · 02-10-2005, 23:50

Originally Posted by Mount Suribachi

Surely this can provide inspiration for more adventures for Princess Eleanor froggy?

That depends on whether you mean the original Eleanor from my first attempt at the story around a year ago or the new version of the character in the second attempt I'm currently posting in the mead hall. The first version: given the princess's fate in most of those little clips, no not a chance in hell. The current Eleanor: ... well, there are no dragons and no metal music in her world and her fate is already carefully planned in most respects.

EDIT: Actually, you know the main reason I keep the frog princess title thing quiet is the whole dragon thing. Being kidnapped is so inconvenient, it inflates my insurance premiums, and I do get fed up of telling my rescuers to keep all their appendages to themselves unless they want a poisoned geisha hairpin someone eye watering

Fortunately most people call me lady frog or something similarly not royal, making me less attractive to dragons.