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  1. 02-10-2005, 17:27 #1
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    Woman who ripped off ex-lover's testicle jailed
    10 February 2005
    A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands was jailed for two-and-a-half years today.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

    She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to Mr Jones with the words: "That's yours."

    In a statement read to the court, Mr Jones said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."

    Monti, from Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding and was sentenced to two and a half years in jail.
    Saints alive! 2 1/2 years for a testicle seems a bit lenient if you ask me.
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  2. 02-10-2005, 17:55 #2
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    Default Re: A bad week for testicles

    also some1 cut his own off after a rugby game coz he said he'd do it if england lost.

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html
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    To me, the most remarkable part of the story is concerning the friend of Mr. Jones. If he didn't know it before hand, Mr. Jones has a true friend. The act of someone picking up your half chewed testicle, handing it back to you and saying "That's yours" is an outstanding tribute to friendship. Many men would give their left nut for a friend like that - figuratively, of course. To friendship!
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    he regected her advances? oh come on
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    or hold the nuts as you unscrew the bolt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Templar Knight
    he regected her advances? oh come on
    AND he was drunk. Kinda stretches the credibility of the story, doesn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    AND he was drunk. Kinda stretches the credibility of the story, doesn't it?
    lol! I concur - but by the sounds of it the woman must have been deranged, so maybe he was right.
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    this is like the 3rd new I read of testicles being cut, ripped

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    i demand the death sentence! that poor man!

    seriously now, it hurts just reading that...



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    Man, these people are NUTS!!!
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    pun intended?
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    why did just one ball come off?
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    Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
    Come on... highly unlikely... beer glasses...

    She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
    How did she get to it, if he was rejecting her advances?
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    Default Re: A bad week for testicles

    Quote Originally Posted by TonkaToys
    How did she get to it, if he was rejecting her advances?
    If she's willing to rip them off im sure that wasnt much of a problem...
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    Default Re: A bad week for testicles

    When I was 17 yr. old, (in the dark ages), I was in a toboggan accident where I went through some bushes and got my scrotum (nut sac) ripped open and my testicles were hanging out. Had to have 25 stiches to close the wound. It didn't hurt as bad as you might think. The hard part was explaining to everyone at school why I was limping.
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    the peach is stolen!

    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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