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    Summa Rudis Senior Member Catiline's Avatar
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    Get down with the kids by learning leet with microsoft

    http://www.microsoft.com/athome/secu...n/kidtalk.mspx

    pwns!

    Oh, and specially for those of you who want a vet forum

    http://www.microsoft.com/athome/secu.../griefers.mspx
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    that's the rox0rs it pwnds and owns!!!!11!!!1!!1111

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    lol. It is just hilarious reading it written all nice and neatly in proper english as a form of teaching for people, amazing. They do a pretty good job though.
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

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    In a similar vein: Is your son a computer hacker?


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    If my kids ever talk like that, I'll make sure to kick teh l33t outta them ...
    although if they got to the point where they do talk like that, one is probably doing a really poor job as a parent...

    Edit: what shocked me was that among the MMO games mentioned in the second link, there is no mention whatsoever of Bnet, which is prolly the mother/father of them all where it goes to l33t sp34k...
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    As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.
    From the article Sasaki posted.

    Is this guy for real?!

    EDIT: This is a joke, isn't it...
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    huh.. have i been using this terminology wrong all this time? w4r3z my h4tzorz? it's k3wl3d outside.. as soon as i finish these taro w00t chips, i'm going to the j00ish bakery.. the pwnly place to get great challah.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
    LOL!!!! This is the from the third sign of "Your son might be a hacker"!!! I think the whole site HAS to be a joke, after this. Not to mention the:

    I go to all the teen parties my kids go to make sure there isn't drinking
    And, of course:
    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War....
    Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
    What a great site! There's many other gems on there worth reading, but I ddin't want to give it all away.

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    Censored due to un-Christian content:





    Forgot the link, http://www.adequacy.org/public/stori...94827.169.html
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    sasaki.. are you feeling ok?
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    sasaki you drunk?
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    Toon porn? That's a first...
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    LOL to leet and L00LL00LL00LL00LL00LL00L TO THE HACKER ONE!
    OMFG! THAT was funny.
    Seems like im a hacker just cause i spend 12hrs a day online.
    Help me.

    lol.
    Bright clothing? I thought most hackers were either geeks or goths.

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    No! It's icono-toon-porn!
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