Conservative Club II

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Aahhh. Such a spacious modicum of relaxment from which I and my conservative brethren may lay the political smackdown. So cry "Four more years" and let slip... something. Couldn't think of a good recreational item that could be "let slip." Hell, put those burgers on the barbie and break out the rifles! We're going skeet shooting! On the golf course!

[Templar Knight]

so am I in or not?

[Don Corleone]

Brief questionare on very, very important grounds for membership...


-Whisky or whiskey? Which?

-Favorite cigar? How many do you intend to bring to the first member's meeting for us to partake of?

-Jennifer Anniston or Angelina Jolie?

-What's your handicap?

All that political rambling is just a cover, this is really a country club, with the Juggies (from the manshow) for waitresses.

By the way, I'm just messin around... Gawain's membership chair.

[JAG]

I heard this is the conservationist club. Can I join, I am a very keen and ardent conservationist. Damn those people who would walk all over the earth with thier polluting smiles and bollox arguments!

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

*awkward pause*

[to partying conservatives]: Should we tell him?

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I think Sean Hannity is an idiot- there, I said it.
[rant]When I first got FoxNews, I thought he was interesting and I occassionally watched his show. When he got the 3-6pm slot on my local AM radio, I thought great- beats the local lib we used to have. But, after listening to him on and off for what's probably been a year, I realize I just can't stomach the man. He seems to only be able to stick to pre-defined talking point during a discussion and if he's knocked off script all he seems capable of responding with is something intellectually equivalent to "well you're a big doody-head!"

I will acknowledge that he (or maybe his staffers) dig up some juicy news bits from time to time and that he's involved in some worthwhile charities, but outside of that- what good is he? I know there are many more intellectually engaging people out there to listen to- especially on radio. [/rant]

I used to listen to him after Rush but he always says the same things. Always uses that trick of quoting a democrat like it was Bush and making another liberal look stupid. You would think they would hae caught on by now. Now i tune into O Reily when hes on. I catually think Colmes is more entertaining on TV. At least hes real funny sometimes. That being said Hannity is a very powerful force on the conservatives side. I wouldnt toss him out

[Crazed Rabbit]

I heard this is the conservationist club. Can I join, I am a very keen and ardent conservationist. Damn those people who would walk all over the earth with thier polluting smiles and bollox arguments!

Read the title of the thread. Repeat as necessary until a certain realization dawns upon you.

If you still want in, you'll have to bring us 10 newly felled trees to prove your loyalty. You will also have to drive an SUV and buy everything at Walmart. Of course, you'll still be the busboy for thinking this was a conservationist club.

Though, I do agree about people walking over the earth being fools. It's much better to drive a big ole gas guzzling bemehoth, crushing the small, delicate plants, and shooting the furry woodland creatures as they scatter in fear.

Crazed Rabbit

[Xiahou]

While this may hardly be a topic for deep though-provoking discussion, I've been wanting to get something off my chest....

I think Sean Hannity is an idiot- there, I said it.
[rant]When I first got FoxNews, I thought he was interesting and I occassionally watched his show. When he got the 3-6pm slot on my local AM radio, I thought great- beats the local lib we used to have. But, after listening to him on and off for what's probably been a year, I realize I just can't stomach the man. He seems to only be able to stick to pre-defined talking point during a discussion and if he's knocked off script all he seems capable of responding with is something intellectually equivalent to "well you're a big doody-head!"

I will acknowledge that he (or maybe his staffers) dig up some juicy news bits from time to time and that he's involved in some worthwhile charities, but outside of that- what good is he? I know there are many more intellectually engaging people out there to listen to- especially on radio. [/rant]

So, any conservative commentators you can't stand or love dearly?

so am I in or not?

As I've said in a different thread, by looking at their platform, the UK conservatives seem to be pretty reasonable people- certainly when compared to the liberals.
So, you've got my vote.

[Templar Knight]

As I've said in a different thread, by looking at their platform, the UK conservatives seem to be pretty reasonable people- certainly when compared to the liberals.
So, you've got my vote.

Thank you sir

[Templar Knight]

Is it alright if we have some death metal in the club?

[JAG]

Is it alright if we have some death metal in the club?

Muhahaha! My influence is spreading. All you need now is a cat and you will become one with me!

[Adrian II]

Muhahaha! My influence is spreading. All you need now is a cat and you will become one with me!

I have brought some quality reefers. Want one, Templar Knight? Breaks the ice at Conservative parties.

[Templar Knight]

Muhahaha! My influence is spreading. All you need now is a cat and you will become one with me!

I have a cat as well