Babe thread

[Lemur]

Gentlemen,

The Babe Thread will be closed until April 15th (a national day of celebration here in the U.S.A.), upon which it will be re-opened with some new ground rules. Unfortunately, we had a series of serious breaches of form and taste in the previous week, whcih resulted in both temp-bans and perma-bans. To avoid this sort of outcome in the future we will attempt to re-structure things a bit.

Hail Xenu,

Lemur

[Lemur]

Okay, I added these at the beginning of the thread, and here's a re-print:

Ground rules:

No swimsuit-area skin
No genitals visible through cloth
No minors
Five pics per post maximum

and lastly ...

If a mod asks you to remove a picture, don't give him a hard time about it.

Naturally there are a hundred other dumb things you shouldn't do based on common sense and common decency. We're not going to try to enumerate them all or create a comprehensive list here. Just post the babes, don't do stupid things, and try not to turn it into softcore porn.

[Jolt]

Well...Let's see them!

[aimlesswanderer]

I am happy that the Babe thread is finally back in business, let us make sure that it stays that way.

Ok, to the first babes posted under the New Rules (only 5 per post? that is a bit light). And Lemur, isn't Lord Xenu the bad guy alien dude?

The most beautiful newsreader in the world, Melissa Theuriau





Alina



Some other ladies

[Jolt]

Woah, Alina is.... O_O

[Beirut]

Let us enjoy another good day in The Babe Thread, with everyone appreciating the work Lemur is doing to keep this the finest of all Org. threads.


And of course, my personal Frontroom sweetheart...

Alessandra

[rajpoot]

Wow, Beirut is back.

And nice pic too.

[Pannonian]

More Gao Yuanyuan.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Ground rules:

No swimsuit-area skin
No genitals visible through cloth
No minors
Five pics per post maximum

and lastly ...

If a mod asks you to remove a picture, don't give him a hard time about it.

Naturally there are a hundred other dumb things you shouldn't do based on common sense and common decency. We're not going to try to enumerate them all or create a comprehensive list here. Just post the babes, don't do stupid things, and try not to turn it into softcore porn.

I'm really thankful that the Babe-Thread is back...

Though I might ask what "swimsuit area skin" by definition is - it can differ as much as swimsuits do. Just no nipples? What about "wet t-shirt" or "wet bikini" shots? What about skin through transparent clothes? And what about body painting? Anyway, here we go:

MONICA BELLUCCI






MARION COTILLARD




JESSICA GOMES




EVA MENDES



I think they are all confirm to the rules. If I accidentally break one, please don't lock the thread, just tell me / delete the picture.

[Decker]

Agreed. That "bikini" rule does need to be elaborated on a lil

AAAAnyways, here's two for Beirut:

[Beirut]

Decker!

Was the man - Is the man.

Thank you.

[Decker]

Decker!

Was the man - Is the man.

Thank you.

Lol well thanks I guess haha...

[aimlesswanderer]

Yesica Toscanini







Other ladies

[Vuk]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Yesica Toscanini







Other ladies

HOOOOOOOWWLL!!



Congrats! She is one of five women to recieve the Official Vuk Seal of Approval!



(1-5)
Hotness: 3
Facial Beauty: 3
Cuteness: 4
"Togetherness/Grand Picture/Balance": 5
Total: 3.75

Anyone 3.5 or above gets the Official Vuk Seal of Approval. Anyone 4 or higher gets the Official Golden Vuk Seal of Approval, and anyone 4.75-5 gets the Official Platinum Vuk Seal of Approval.
Truelly, great honors...

[Lemur]

I think we can all say yes to Yesica.

[Beirut]

I think we can all say yes to Yesica.

Yeah, that's a pic for the ages, eh?

[aimlesswanderer]

Thanks pever, wow, only 5 women have made the cut, certainly an exclusive club!

[Decker]

Since when did we start rating girls here??

[Vuk]

Since when did we start rating girls here??

Everytime we look at a woman we rate her in our minds Decker. I have just turned mine official.

Don't think that reflects on what I think of them though, because surprisingly, two of the women I would rate very low are ones that I would most like to be in a relationship with, and the woman I rate the highest in attractiveness is a stuck-up prig who I would not want to be in a relationship with. :P Pictures are visual though, so when we judge people by pictures, we judge their visual quality, not them themselves.

[aimlesswanderer]

Alina



Mallika Sherawat



Other ladies

[Deleted]

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Other ladies Kelly Brook

[deleted]

Nice post.

[King Henry V]

It was midnight. All the good citizens of Org were sound asleep, except of course for the Hell-raising carousers of the Tavern. The Bugatti Royale pulled up outside one of the Frontroom's most famous, and infamous landmarks. Out of the car stepped a tall, slender figure, dark trench coat tightly belted, his grey fedora tilted at such a jaunty angle it made mothers lock up their daughters for miles around. He took a cigarette from his silver case, tapped it gently and lit it. He glanced around furtively and looked up to that palace of pleasures, dwelling-place of delectables, abode of adorableness, the Babe Thread. Turning up his coat collar around his ears, he went up to the heavy oak door, knocked three times and asked for a bloke named Smokey. The doorman stuck his head outside, looked around as furtively as the man had, and let him in.
"Have you come to see Mr A's new collection, Mr K?" the doorman asked as he led him into the opulent hall, full of marble Venusian figures in various poses. Raucous laughter come from one of the doors which led off the hall, followed by girlish giggles.
"My visit has a more specific purpose this time," said Mr K.
"I see, sir. And what is this purpose?"
"I heard the Boss was back."
"The Boss, sir?"
Mr K gave the doorman a cold, hard stare and blew out a puff of smoke in his direction. "The Boss," he said slowly, as if talking to a child. "The B."
The penny dropped "OH," the doorman said, his eyes wide open. "B."
Mr K nodded slowly. "I have a, erm, special delivery for him. It's, I mean they're, waiting outside in the car."
"I understand, sir. If you should like to take a seat amongst the other gentlemen, I shall make sure that they are brought in safely."
"Thank you."


The King has returned to us, and here is my modest, vintage tribute.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Why was Kelly Brook's photo deleted?

Nice story, King Henry.

[Lemur]

Why was Kelly Brook's photo deleted?

The place where babies get milk was clearly visible through the bra. It's the Babe Thread, not the Topless Thread.

[King Henry V]

It's the Babe Thread, not the Topless Thread.

First I hear today that Father Christmas doesn't exist, now this. Will there be no end to dreams being shattered?

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

The place where babies get milk was clearly visible through the bra. It's the Babe Thread, not the Topless Thread.

I didn't notice at all... But that basically answers my questions from my previous post.

Here, to aliviate your yearnings: KELLY BROOK

[aimlesswanderer]

It was a bit mysterious to me as well, I suppose the mods are superhuman, and have x ray vision.

Alina



Rosie Jones



Georgia Jones



Here are some other lovely ladies

[Pannonian]

I didn't notice at all... But that basically answers my questions from my previous post.

Here, to aliviate your yearnings: KELLY BROOK

A bit chilly there?

[Lemur]

Though I might ask what "swimsuit area skin" by definition is - it can differ as much as swimsuits do. Just no nipples? What about "wet t-shirt" or "wet bikini" shots? What about skin through transparent clothes? And what about body painting?

What do you think, Centurio? As I said in another thread, I'm not interested in making a long list of rules, since that way madness lies. Besides which, once you have a big, thick layer of rules, some clever cretin will always find the thing you missed. "Oh, you didn't say we couldn't post underage girls in clown make-up, so that's okay." Etc.

For the purpose of clarification, though: When I said "swimsuit area skin" I meant your average bikini, not a wicked weasel see-thru special. Which of course you already knew, but were asking as if you didn't.

This thread is PG. Treat it as such, and we'll get along fine.

[Vuk]

hmmm...I see no where in the rules where it says you cannot post men here!