ken and barbie

**nokhor** · 02-23-2005, 16:23

i just found out that ken and barbie, yes ken and barbie, the dolls, officially broke up last year or 2 years ago. who knew? model, astrounaut, homemaker, fashion designer, rocketeer, barbie just couldn't find enough time to fit ken into her schedule anymore?

how would you like to have that guy's job who gets to make up life experiences for some dolls for a living.

**Hosakawa Tito** · 02-23-2005, 16:31

How much does it pay? Benefits package, staff budget, creative license, personal parking space? Playing soap opera with dollies sounds like a dream job.

**Papewaio** · 02-24-2005, 01:14

Don't worry about Barbie she is already moved in (out of wedlock) with her new boy(shag)friend Blaine... the Aussie Surfer

**Byzantine Prince** · 02-24-2005, 01:27

I think Sir Clagane calls himself Office Ken so he can give us a little more insight into why he split up

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**Beirut** · 02-24-2005, 02:33

I can give you one good reason why Barbie dumped Ken.

'Cause Beirut done come by and swept that woman away for some plastic fantastic loving.

**TheSilverKnight** · 02-24-2005, 02:37

Originally Posted by Beirut

I can give you one good reason why Barbie dumped Ken.

'Cause Beirut done come by and swept that woman away for some plastic fantastic loving.

OOOHHHHHHHH!!!
Can we say "P-I-M-P"?

Cheers Beirut

**Papewaio** · 02-24-2005, 04:03

Originally Posted by Beirut

I can give you one good reason why Barbie dumped Ken.

'Cause Beirut done come by and swept that woman away for some plastic fantastic loving.

Looks more like Ken's choice then Barbies...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.

In a jealous fit of rage aboot 40 years ago Lumberjack Bruce loped off Ken's anatomy with a chainsaw. Despite plastic surgery all that could be done for Ken was smooth out his groin.