Vin diesel will be Hannibal

[nokhor]

i can just imagine the scene before the battle of zama when scipio [billy zane] tells vin.

"hanny, it was I who lured your father into the ambush by the river where he died"

then vin diesel goes "nooooooooooooooooooooooo"
then Rammstein music comes on, and vin singlehandedly kills 3000 romans while getting to scipio who he also kills and then the 3 billion other romans finish vin off.

and the question should not be 'was hannibal black' but rather 'how chinese was scipio really?'

[Spetulhu]

i can just imagine the scene before the battle of zama when scipio [billy zane] tells vin.

"hanny, it was I who lured your father into the ambush by the river where he died"

then vin diesel goes "nooooooooooooooooooooooo"
then Rammstein music comes on, and vin singlehandedly kills 3000 romans while getting to scipio who he also kills and then the 3 billion other romans finish vin off.

Will this be in slow motion, like all those J-C vanDamme movies? You know, the last fight, vanDamme puts everything into a last battlecry and kicks the bad guy in the head. Three or four angles in slow motion, with the stupid scream going on and on and on...

[English assassin]

When his father is killed by the Romans, Hannibal (Diesel),

A little known scene at Zama:

Hannibal: "You stinking Romans killed my father"

Scipio: "No" (pause) " Hannibal" (pause) "I AM your father...."

[Beirut]

A little known scene at Zama:

Hannibal: "You stinking Romans killed my father"

Scipio: "No" (pause) " Hannibal" (pause) "I AM your father...."

You know, that shouldn't have made me laugh... but it really made me laugh.

[Byzantine Prince]

I... Killed... Moufasa!!!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mooouuurddddeeerrrrr!

[The Stranger]

I... Killed... Moufasa!!!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mooouuurddddeeerrrrr!

i still feel sorry for the poor little man ehh lion.

BTW it's pretty greedy from Vin to play the main character, i feel soorry for laughing at him twice for playing and directing a bad movie

[The Stranger]

and after that Maharbal comes and says Hannibal knew how to kill 3001 Romans but not how to run for 3 billion mad Romans

[nokhor]

and after that Maharbal comes and says Hannibal knew how to kill 3001 Romans but not how to run for 3 billion mad Romans

that was freaking brilliant. i spilled out what i was drinking when i read that.

[lancelot]

As long as he doesnt skate on a shield or do anything else even remotely "extreme" it might be ok...

Awwww, who am I kidding, this is gonna stink

[The Stranger]

hahahaha i thought his other movie was great so great i can't even remember the name