I had a unit of Pontic archer chariots in Cantabrian circle...my unit of Thracian mercenaties was ordered to a point beyond them, so they had to pass through the chariots...

It was hilarious, they would get knocked down by the chariots and their little swords would sticking up just like, uh, uh, their manhood.

Then they would get up again and move some steps and get hit again.

Just like that song.