God doesn't eat burritos, that's satan food!
*farts*
Damn that... er.... sausage!
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God doesn't eat burritos, that's satan food!
*farts*
Damn that... er.... sausage!
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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I uspect he could make a burrito so hot that he wouldn't be able to touch it, but he'd also be able to touch it.
Confused? I know I am!
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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As I understand theology, God can't do anything contrary to His nature (for example, He cannot lie). So the simple answer to this simple question would be "no." There's not even a paradox in there.
'Course, the fact that I gave a serious answer to this question obviously means I'm taking it too seriously, when it's clearly meant to be a "joke" question.
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. -Jack Handey
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all i can say is GAH ICHI GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We do not sow.
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God wouldn't touch the burrito. The burrito would touch God.
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God? What is this strange and naive belief?
GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche
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Originally Posted by JAG
Enough please, guys. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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