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  1. 02-26-2005, 20:55 #1
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    all i can say is GAH ICHI GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    God wouldn't touch the burrito. The burrito would touch God.
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    God? What is this strange and naive belief?
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    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
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  4. 02-27-2005, 00:30 #4
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    "God is dead" - Nietzsche
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  5. 02-27-2005, 00:34 #5
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    "Who the hell gives a damn."-Me

    Then again, we live in a universe where nothing is certain and everything that could happen can happen. So universally disputing the existence of God is pointless, as we don't know for definite whether or not he is dead or if he even existed.
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    Come on, guys. Everyone knows God is a brats & beers kinda guy. No Mexican food and grills only.




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    If God existed he woudln't need to eat anything. HE wouldn't have a physical form. Unlike myself that have a physical form but Im still the superman antichrist encarnate.
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine_Prince
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
    good point

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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Now if we are speaking of other Mexican foods...on the same point...

    Could god reheat a Chicken Quesadilla so hot (using a microwave) that he could not touch it? ...cuz I know I can
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    Damn it, thats what I wanted to say!
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Considering how the world turned out, what makes you think god has the ability to change the temperature settings on a microwave oven?


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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
    So true...
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    BP: "But God is already dead!"
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by JAG
    God? What is this strange and naive belief?

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche
    Enough please, guys. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread.
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