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  1. 03-01-2005, 15:56 #1
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine_Prince
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
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  2. 03-01-2005, 18:30 #2
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
    good point

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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Now if we are speaking of other Mexican foods...on the same point...

    Could god reheat a Chicken Quesadilla so hot (using a microwave) that he could not touch it? ...cuz I know I can
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
    Could god reheat a Chicken Quesadilla so hot (using a microwave) that he could not touch it? ...cuz I know I can
    That makes me think!
    If you can.. surely, God can out-Quesadilla-reheat you any day of the week except the seventh....

    On the other hand, I wouldn't tempt God to do stuff that is contrary to the laws of physics. Who knows what cosmic side effects an infinitely hot mexican food item might set off!?

    There was this other universe, where someone teased some god into making a stone that was larger than the universe itself, and (man) were they ever sorry!
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    But is God burned by the temperature at which a chicken Quesadilla becomes a gas? Because if he is not then it is pointless.....
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Hey get it right, I am not one of little faith I am one of no faith!

    Maybe god wants to see if the burrito will burn him while being consumed??
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    Damn it, thats what I wanted to say!
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Considering how the world turned out, what makes you think god has the ability to change the temperature settings on a microwave oven?


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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    More importantly, will God punish me for sneaking a bite of his burrito or will he deem burning the roof of my mouth punishment enough? That, gentlemen, is the real dilemma.
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Tachikaze
    Considering how the world turned out, what makes you think god has the ability to change the temperature settings on a microwave oven?
    Different power settings?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
    Different power settings?
    I thought it was in English...
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    Cool Re: Could God . . .

    idiot poll, but provides fun when in a strange mood.

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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    Where is my burrito?!?!?

    oh, and dont look me that way, I know pretty well how to operate a microwave oven
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    Quote Originally Posted by drisos
    idiot poll, but provides fun when in a strange mood.

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    Absolutely

    But the payoff has been nice

    Gah! indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    "Nietzsche is dead" - God
    So true...
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    BP: "But God is already dead!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine_Prince
    BP: "But God is already dead!"
    Then how was the burrito cooked!?!?!? Repent!!! repent!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Then how was the burrito cooked!?!?!? Repent!!! repent!!!!
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    Default Re: Could God . . .

    It is probably impossible to use the microwave system to cook something hot enough so God can not eat it. This isn't the same as saying that God can not heat something hot enough so He cannot eat it, unless he really wants to of course, because He can change the rules as He goes along :-)

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