Could God . . .

[AggonyKing]

"Nietzsche is dead" - God

good point

[TheSilverKnight]

Now if we are speaking of other Mexican foods...on the same point...

Could god reheat a Chicken Quesadilla so hot (using a microwave) that he could not touch it? ...cuz I know I can

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Damn it, thats what I wanted to say!

[Tachikaze]

Considering how the world turned out, what makes you think god has the ability to change the temperature settings on a microwave oven?

[Hosakawa Tito]

More importantly, will God punish me for sneaking a bite of his burrito or will he deem burning the roof of my mouth punishment enough? That, gentlemen, is the real dilemma.

[TheSilverKnight]

Considering how the world turned out, what makes you think god has the ability to change the temperature settings on a microwave oven?

Different power settings?

[AntiochusIII]

Different power settings?

I thought it was in English...

[Drisos]

idiot poll, but provides fun when in a strange mood.

GAH!

[Cheetah]

Where is my burrito?!?!?

oh, and dont look me that way, I know pretty well how to operate a microwave oven

[AggonyKing]

Where is my burrito?!?!?

oh, and dont look me that way, I know pretty well how to operate a microwave oven

*finishes eating burrito* uhh that guy over there has it

[ichi]

idiot poll, but provides fun when in a strange mood.

GAH!

Absolutely

But the payoff has been nice

Gah! indeed

ichi

[Drisos]

Absolutely

But the payoff has been nice

Gah! indeed

ichi

nice to have topics just for dry fun too.

[Devastatin Dave]

"Nietzsche is dead" - God

So true...

[Byzantine Prince]

BP: "But God is already dead!"

[Devastatin Dave]

BP: "But God is already dead!"

Then how was the burrito cooked!?!?!? Repent!!! repent!!!!

[octavian]

Then how was the burrito cooked!?!?!? Repent!!! repent!!!!

ROFL!!!

[doc_bean]

It is probably impossible to use the microwave system to cook something hot enough so God can not eat it. This isn't the same as saying that God can not heat something hot enough so He cannot eat it, unless he really wants to of course, because He can change the rules as He goes along :-)

All hail He Who Can Eat The Burning Burrito !

[BDC]

Of course he can. And he can burn his mouth on it too.

And you'd better believe those oven and burrito manufacturers will be hearing from his attorney. How is a 6000 year old being supposed to know how to operate a microwave? Where was the sign warning that things put in microwave ovens can get hot? And all the instructions were in English, not Aramaic. (OK, at a pinch God can get by in Latin, but I'm telling you his accent is dreadful)

Don't be silly. We all know God is an Anglo-Saxon with a slightly corny American accent.

Seeing as He is everywhere, he can only burn himself with himself, as he is ALSO the buretto.

[Byzantine Prince]

BP: "I wish I could eat God"

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well techinically the Burrito would become4 a gas at a certain point, so we would be saying God would be burnt by anything higher than that temperature. Would complicate making the sun I think....

[Paul Peru]

Could god reheat a Chicken Quesadilla so hot (using a microwave) that he could not touch it? ...cuz I know I can

That makes me think!
If you can.. surely, God can out-Quesadilla-reheat you any day of the week except the seventh....

On the other hand, I wouldn't tempt God to do stuff that is contrary to the laws of physics. Who knows what cosmic side effects an infinitely hot mexican food item might set off!?

There was this other universe, where someone teased some god into making a stone that was larger than the universe itself, and (man) were they ever sorry!

[Uesugi Kenshin]

But is God burned by the temperature at which a chicken Quesadilla becomes a gas? Because if he is not then it is pointless.....

[Hosakawa Tito]

Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Hey get it right, I am not one of little faith I am one of no faith!

Maybe god wants to see if the burrito will burn him while being consumed??

[Byzantine Prince]

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

[English assassin]

Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.

Yes, but obviously the bush wouldn't be consumed, unless God was a goat or some other shrub eating animal? You can't draw any conclusions about reheated mexican food from shrubbery.

What you CAN conclude though, is that if God is doing some gardening, and He has hedge clippings to get rid of, He had better not start a bonfire, as presumably it would burn for ever.

[Byzantine Prince]

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice Hosa.

[ichi]

Pointless, and hilarious

*Bump*

ichi

[TheSilverKnight]

Alright then, could god reheat a steak fajita with hot sauce to be so hot, that it would cause his mouth to burn upon contact, both from the heat and fron the sauce?

[King Edward]

the only time i associate God with mexican food is the following morening!

"Oh god that burns!!! pass me the wet wipes!!!"