Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
Of course he can. And he can burn his mouth on it too.

And you'd better believe those oven and burrito manufacturers will be hearing from his attorney. How is a 6000 year old being supposed to know how to operate a microwave? Where was the sign warning that things put in microwave ovens can get hot? And all the instructions were in English, not Aramaic. (OK, at a pinch God can get by in Latin, but I'm telling you his accent is dreadful)
Don't be silly. We all know God is an Anglo-Saxon with a slightly corny American accent.

Seeing as He is everywhere, he can only burn himself with himself, as he is ALSO the buretto.