Could God . . .

**Hosakawa Tito** · 03-08-2005, 04:56

Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 03-09-2005, 04:17

Hey get it right, I am not one of little faith I am one of no faith!

Maybe god wants to see if the burrito will burn him while being consumed??

**Byzantine Prince** · 03-09-2005, 05:08

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

**English assassin** · 03-09-2005, 15:28

Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.

Yes, but obviously the bush wouldn't be consumed, unless God was a goat or some other shrub eating animal? You can't draw any conclusions about reheated mexican food from shrubbery.

What you CAN conclude though, is that if God is doing some gardening, and He has hedge clippings to get rid of, He had better not start a bonfire, as presumably it would burn for ever.

**Byzantine Prince** · 03-09-2005, 16:43

Originally Posted by Byzantine_Prince

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice Hosa.

**ichi** · 04-27-2005, 05:17

Pointless, and hilarious

*Bump*

ichi

**TheSilverKnight** · 04-27-2005, 13:46

Alright then, could god reheat a steak fajita with hot sauce to be so hot, that it would cause his mouth to burn upon contact, both from the heat and fron the sauce?