Could God . . .

**Byzantine Prince** · 03-09-2005, 05:08

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

**English assassin** · 03-09-2005, 15:28

Once again, the Bible leads us to the correct answer. If God could reveal himself to Moses as a burning bush that was not consumed, then it stands to reason that a hot burrito would give him no problems. Oh ye of little faith.

Yes, but obviously the bush wouldn't be consumed, unless God was a goat or some other shrub eating animal? You can't draw any conclusions about reheated mexican food from shrubbery.

What you CAN conclude though, is that if God is doing some gardening, and He has hedge clippings to get rid of, He had better not start a bonfire, as presumably it would burn for ever.

**Byzantine Prince** · 03-09-2005, 16:43

Originally Posted by Byzantine_Prince

BP once said: "If I was God I'de get myself some BP to pound."

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice Hosa.

**ichi** · 04-27-2005, 05:17

Pointless, and hilarious

*Bump*

ichi

**TheSilverKnight** · 04-27-2005, 13:46

Alright then, could god reheat a steak fajita with hot sauce to be so hot, that it would cause his mouth to burn upon contact, both from the heat and fron the sauce?

**King Edward** · 04-27-2005, 15:19

the only time i associate God with mexican food is the following morening!

"Oh god that burns!!! pass me the wet wipes!!!"

**Hurin_Rules** · 04-27-2005, 17:54

Could the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch blow God to bits, and if so, would the Supreme Being snuff it?

**Craterus** · 04-27-2005, 20:29

Altho God has access to the ultimate microwave, he also has really cool insulated mittens

lol

thats my choice

**Arrowhead** · 04-27-2005, 20:30

Originally Posted by Hurin_Rules

Could the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch blow God to bits, and if so, would the Supreme Being snuff it?

Ah but the killer rabbit has just dodged the holy hand grenade.
They took too long saying 3...

**Cha** · 04-28-2005, 05:19

Originally Posted by Kommodus

As I understand theology, God can't do anything contrary to His nature (for example, He cannot lie). So the simple answer to this simple question would be "no." There's not even a paradox in there.

God doesn't lie literally but God has a tendency to change His mind or play with our minds. For example, He told Abraham that He would destroy a city. Abraham felt sad so God changed His mind. Perhaps it was another test like when God told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac and then God said not to. God is tricky.