Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
Pussy!!! This old Air Force SSgt can do that and slam down 2 root beer floats with whip cream and a cherry on top with one hand tied behind my back. You Marines ain't got shit on us Chair Force boys!!! Aim High!!!
hear my story

first there was God the rest was darkness
so God created the heaven and the earth
the earth he seperated with land and water
the slimy creatures of the sea he called sailors and He gave them monkey suits
the flighty creatures of the air he called pilots and He gave them cracked suits
the creatures of the land he called soldiers and He gave them shorts to short trousers to long and pockets to warm their hands

on the 7th day God rested
and on the 8th on 0500h He looked down and God was not happy
God was not happy

and in His infinite wisdom he created a divine creature THE MARINE
and He gave them practical fighting suites to take on the devil
and on the end of the 8th day he looked down and he knew it was right
but God was not happy

God was not happy because he had no marine uniform, but He was happy with the thought that not anybody could be a marine

I am a marine so i'm one step above god

Does somebody knows from wich game this is