Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
Being a dork and arguing Middle East politics in the Backroom after doing the dishes and tucking the kids in while my sweetie talks to her sister on the phone.

"Hey sweetie! I'm almost done with the pots and pans, why don't you invite you sister over for a threesome?"

Look of shock and awe, but mostly contempt and disgust, appears on her face as she covers the mouthpiece of the phone.

"Shut up you freaking idiot! Go play on your stupid computer or something."

err...how did I guess? Beirut you're such a predictable chauvinist...and a liberal