I almost failed my permit test because of the vision part. I wear contacts, but at the time i had been wearing the same pair for over a year *i lost all the others* and my vision was blurry as hell in my left eye. The lady let me pass because i read 4 of the 6 letters right.

On the drivers test it self, as im leaving the parking lot i almost fail. I start to turn, and then a car comes FLYING down the street and almost hits me. The instructor yells STOP! Luckly i was already breaking, so I didnt get marked down for an intervention *automatic fail* and just got a mark on not looking around enough.

Just for fun when i was taking the drivers training, my instructor was asking which buttons and gages did what. He pointed to the emergancy blinkers and said "whats this for?" so just to have fun i said "um... pop the trunk?" He didnt find it nearly as funny as I did.