Excuses

**SwordsMaster** · 04-01-2005, 01:41

Another pointless thread:

Which were your best/most memorable excuses to avoid doing stuff you needed to do/submit at your workplace? Late/uncomplete submissions included...

**Craterus** · 04-01-2005, 21:56

Late homework - "My brother ate it."
"I thought it was optional."

**Byzantine Prince** · 04-01-2005, 21:59

I forgot the disk at home.

**Togakure** · 04-01-2005, 22:41

My m8s came over and we got stoned and I just spaced and left it on the kitchen counter ...

... oh and by the way, how do you like these nice pix of you and that cheerleader you favor so much? Don't worry, I won't show them to your wife--just consider my sensitivity to this issue when you're grading my paper. I'll turn it in sometime next week.

Leverage works much better than excuses, and everyone has dirty little secrets ... .

**Craterus** · 04-03-2005, 00:12

Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin

... oh and by the way, how do you like these nice pix of you and that cheerleader you favor so much? Don't worry, I won't show them to your wife--just consider my sensitivity to this issue when you're grading my paper. I'll turn it in sometime next week.

Funny thing is, this apparently happened at my school.