April Fools Pranks

**Hosakawa Tito** · 04-01-2005, 20:27

Okay, fill us in on your fun loving mischief.

I took my youngest nephew out of school today to go trout fishing, today is opening day of the season. We left early to be streamside as the sun came up. We left before my wife got up for work and couldn't resist leaving something to celebrate the ocassion. On our kitchen sink we have a spray nozzle and hose. I put a rubberband on the squeeze handle to hold it down and pointed the spray nozzle toward the spot a person would stand to turn on the kitchen tap. When she turns on the tap she gets a shower, my nephew thought this was hilarious....and I must agree. I didn't get off scot-free however. My wife sewed the fly on my fishing pants shut last night, the sneak, knowing how urgently I usually have to go after drinking coffee in the morning. I almost wet myself when we arrived at our trout stream this morning, had to unbuckle my pants and drop'em

. My nephew thought that was funny too. I packed us a lunch for our fishing safari the night before, cored his apple and placed a gummy worm inside. Strange, he didn't think that was so funny, but he did get a kick out of the switcheroo he and my wife played by substituting salt for the sugar packet I brought for my lunchtime coffee. What a day so far.

**Togakure** · 04-01-2005, 20:59

Man, I miss living close to my goddaughters ...

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**Gregoshi** · 04-01-2005, 23:37

Tito, April Fools Day is a National holiday in your family isn't it? That is funny stuff. Its even funnier that everyone gets into the action. So, at what age is your nephew fair game?

**Hosakawa Tito** · 04-01-2005, 23:54

He's 10 years old and can't wait to get home and pull the kitchen spray nozzle stunt on his mom. I may have created a monster.

**ichi** · 04-02-2005, 06:48

My coworker who lives in the cubicle next to me is an avid college basketball fan. I downloaded an edition of his school student newspaper and rewrote the front page to say that the coach, who is a God to my friend, had not only left the school but signed up with their chief rival, and blamed it all on the players and fans and badmouthed the city.

By the time he got to the last paragraph he was visibly shaking and red-faced, only when the article I had written got so completely out of bounds did he stop and say 'this has to be a joke, right?'

I have several bruises on my arm and side from the brief but intense pummeling. I have been called a bastard over one hundred times since.

:)))

ichi

**Fragony** · 04-02-2005, 15:54

Worst prank ever, I was 15 or so and a girl I liked told me there would be nobody at home if I came at 8 o'clock.

well there wasn't.

**Steppe Merc** · 04-02-2005, 19:19

My dad recently got a new car. His old car is going to me. He came to me, and told me since he was going to be just taking the train from now on, he would give me his new car instead. I didn't really believe him, but it was funny none the less.

**AggonyKing** · 04-02-2005, 20:15

Well it was a friends birthday yesterday and me and other group of friends got togheter and decided to celebrate it. Did a small party all going good as planned, then the cake comes. But the joke was, the cake had someone else's name, so when we revealed the cake we started to celebrate that other person's "birthday" and forgot about the real birthday boy

So we made him think that the party was for him

**Craterus** · 04-03-2005, 00:49

No-one told me it was April Fool's Day

, which was a prank in itself. But I had been looking forward to it for so long but I never know the date. I think it's because I'm such a great prankster, seriously, I had some great ones lined up for this year. They'll have to wait till next year

, I can't wait.

**cunobelinus** · 04-05-2005, 21:36

i always get pranked coz i never realease wat day it is !!!!!!!!!!!!111

**Craterus** · 04-05-2005, 22:20

it's not easy to get me...

**Goofball** · 04-05-2005, 23:26

Some of you may have heard this one, but it's one of my old favorites:

Take about six or eight sheets of paper out of the photocopier or fax machine feeder compartment, write the word "Satan" on them in large, bold letters with a black magic marker, then replace the sheets of paper at random intervals back in the feeder tray.

There is a bit of self-danger in this prank. Often, you forget all about what you have done. Then, hours later when somebody screams after having the word "Satan" magically appear on one of their copies, you are very liable to be startled and spill your coffee...