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    Cool My ruler needs some viagra

    I just started playing MTW -- awesome game! Wish I had gotten it with Viking Invasion, can't seem to find it in the States at all.

    I'm playing my first campaign as the Almohads and doing reasonably well... took out Spain and then Egypt, now I'm beating back the French and German Crusades, haven't even had a chance to play my Jihad yet.

    Anyway, my first ruler died and his heir took over. The problem is that he doesn't seem to have any children. He does have 5 brothers (there was an amusing message about how his father proved his potency by siring so many heirs), and of them the second and the fourth would make awesome rulers. I tried knocking off the first by letting him stand down an attempt by the French to take back Burgundy, but he and his 3 units of AUM's and 1 of desert archers held back about 1000 French knights, calvary, archers, and peasants. He picked up 2 command stars and the "last stand" virtue. Oh well... his younger brother is still better, but at this rate, as one of the guides states, he might just end up being an idiot savant general. (with 3 acumen he's not that bad).

    Is my king having trouble having children, or are they not showing up on the list, or what? He's getting up there in years, and I want to know whether I should knock his brother off or worry more about potential idiot children. Those sperm do degrade over time, you know!

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    The Abominable Senior Member Hexxagon Champion Monk's Avatar
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    Default Re: My ruler needs some viagra

    worst comes to worst you can use the .unfreeze. cheat to get a newborn baby boy on the next turn. though keep in mind it takes him a number of years to mature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk
    worst comes to worst you can use the .unfreeze. cheat to get a newborn baby boy on the next turn. though keep in mind it takes him a number of years to mature
    I didn't know Total War had cheats. Thanks for the info.

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    use the .unfreeze. cheat to get a newborn baby boy on the next turn.
    Blast.
    My England campaign is toast then.
    Good king Richard I was a bit late producing an heir & died before his son could mature.
    I popped in hoping that I could find the right cheat to pop out a mature heir from my autosave...
    Last edited by hoom; 04-12-2005 at 21:28.
    maybe those guys should be doing something more useful...

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    It might not be toast. I've found that the heir dying of old age is pretty random once you've installed the patch - if you replay the turn he may not die this time, but will sooner or later. You just need to hope you can keep him alive for 16 years.

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    Yeah true, I was thinking of tyring that.
    Only need more like 8 years.
    maybe those guys should be doing something more useful...

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    Default Re: My ruler needs some viagra

    He might not be married! View your ruler's profile and if he doesn't have a wedding ring next to his picture, there's your problem. But I have had married kings not have children before and actually lost the campaign because of it.

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    Welcome to the Org padmewan

    ichi

    ps nice avatar
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    Default Re: My ruler needs some viagra

    Nah, he's married, but I haven't gotten spies yet... maybe he's gay or something. Anyway, thanks for the welcome. I hope to have time to play the game again... sometime!

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    Default Re: My ruler needs some viagra

    Check his vices, see if it has "Secret Pervertion"...lol...There might be a "Not wanting to have nightly activity" vice(Shotened).
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    Default Tough old bird

    Well, last night our 62-year old king gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. Since it's unlikely the child will ascend to the throne directly, I'm doing my best to knock off his useless oldest uncle so the next uncle (who's got amazing stats) will be the steward. So I marched the uncle and a governor who turns out to be venal (total units: 60) into a French province... and the French retreat! Will this guy never die???

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