Pitchfork Phalanx back in action!

**Oaty** · 04-05-2005, 02:13

Ahhh yes it appears they are preparing for a riot once more, sacking convenient stores along the way to there destination. There highest priority has been Rammen noodles and coffee and there baggage train has become lumbersome within the past few days.

Prior to arriving vendors that supplied the building were bribed for mere trinkets and emptied the vending machines and supplied them with nothing but a seemingly endless supply of Rammen noodles and coffee. A lead party was deployed and shortly after seeing the vendors leave came out of hiding and locked the building down.

It is appearant that these rebels plan on depriving them of tasty food keeping them locked down in there headquarters.

There are rumours that one of the staff members mentioned that they should hurry up and do a save/reload. Upon wuch he imediately buried his head into his desk after realizing what he had said. Yes not even a save/reload will save them here!

Meanwhile the core of the rebels are hurrying up to catch up to thier comrades with there now greatly reduced baggage trains.

For those of yas who don't know about the pitchfork phalanxes accopmlishments

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=35038

Well I figured I'd poke a liitle fun in light of the situation.

**IrishMike** · 04-05-2005, 04:45

Ah yes, the Cold Knights that I control are stiring up and preparing even now as I speak. Soon me and my legendary band of 300 knights shall join with the Pitchfork Phalanx units and establish the second great seige of CA.

**HarunTaiwan** · 04-06-2005, 08:42

Ah, dude, CA just re-loaded from this saved reality.

Hey, instead of continuing to beseige them, the crowd wanders off.

**Arrowhead** · 04-06-2005, 16:00

Originally Posted by HarunTaiwan

Ah, dude, CA just re-loaded from this saved reality.

Hey, instead of continuing to beseige them, the crowd wanders off.

Ah comeon why break up a good story.

Captain Arrowhead's crazed one third berserker one third forester warband and one third warhounds unit breaks onto the scene using arrows that they put to their mouths, cover them in rabid foam then fire, release the hounds and charge.

Luckily for CA, their invisible desert axemen armour protects them. But soon the foam will destroy them...

**Arrowhead** · 04-06-2005, 16:12

Then riding in from a future TW game comes the great-great-grandson of El Cid; El Kid. He ranges up behind the Berserker warhound warband and starts deploying his El cavalry including the lieutenants El mid, El pid, El nid and El jid.

**The_Emperor** · 04-06-2005, 17:52

*Emp cannot find a Pitchfork so he grabs a broom from storage*

never fear guys I am beside you with my "Sarissa"!

**Arrowhead** · 04-06-2005, 18:10

And the emperor's broom stick men advance!

**Arrowhead** · 04-07-2005, 17:09

As the broom wielding troops advance the screaming Greenpeace women start releasing pigeons that had been kept as pets by CA. The smell of pigeon cr@p is sweeping through CA offices like a plague. Reporters inside said that the situation has become dire for CA.