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    I've seen that list before but it never ceases to amze me at the stupidity of some manufacturers..

    Regarding the Harry Potter Broom and flying - As the manufacturer, I'd rather put that on there and look stupid worldwide as that email is sent around every 4 months than be sued by a bunch of kids who jumped out of their window breaking both of their legs...

    P.S. I am not the manufacturer.

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    The best one is the TV remote one. Which idiot would put it in the dishwasher in the first place?
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    i agree sellers are stupid we have a book at skwl that says hot wash on the back and another book that says made out of concentrated orange juice
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    it isn´t that the sellers are stupid...it´s more that they´re trying to protect themselfs from dumb lawsuits....that seem to be current news in america.
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    Yeah, the manufacturers are brilliant, the people are idiots.
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    TV: So hurry and get your tickets before they sell out then in low quiet lawyer-approved warning voice Tickets are not to be taken internally

    Homer: They have to say that because of me!


    and my other favorite warning from a Krusty Brand Pregnancy Test Kit Warning - May cause birth defects

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    Ha, the pregnancy test one is just great. And i finally found a packet of nuts that does actually say that stupid nuts warning on. I had a nut craving so i went on an expedition to my kitchen for them. I found the packet, and on the back it said: Warning - Contains Nuts.
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