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    Vermonter and Seperatist Member Uesugi Kenshin's Avatar
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    Yeah, the manufacturers are brilliant, the people are idiots.
    "A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
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    "So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
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    Chief Sniffer Senior Member ichi's Avatar
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    TV: So hurry and get your tickets before they sell out then in low quiet lawyer-approved warning voice Tickets are not to be taken internally

    Homer: They have to say that because of me!


    and my other favorite warning from a Krusty Brand Pregnancy Test Kit Warning - May cause birth defects

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    Ha, the pregnancy test one is just great. And i finally found a packet of nuts that does actually say that stupid nuts warning on. I had a nut craving so i went on an expedition to my kitchen for them. I found the packet, and on the back it said: Warning - Contains Nuts.
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    I once had a clear plastic bag with one pickle in it. The pickle was pretty big, and there was only one pickle inside.

    On the side it side
    Contents: One Pickle

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    Kitchen Knife (from a far east place)- Keep out of children
    Road Sign- Turn left to Secret Base

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    You know KFC's slogan - "Finger lickin' good" ??
    When translated to chinese/japanese (i don't remember) it came out as "Bite your fingers off." lol

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