Yeah, the manufacturers are brilliant, the people are idiots.
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Yeah, the manufacturers are brilliant, the people are idiots.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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TV: So hurry and get your tickets before they sell out then in low quiet lawyer-approved warning voice Tickets are not to be taken internally
Homer: They have to say that because of me!
and my other favorite warning from a Krusty Brand Pregnancy Test Kit Warning - May cause birth defects
ichi
Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively
CoH
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Ha, the pregnancy test one is just great. And i finally found a packet of nuts that does actually say that stupid nuts warning on. I had a nut craving so i went on an expedition to my kitchen for them. I found the packet, and on the back it said: Warning - Contains Nuts.
Originally Posted by Ranika
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I once had a clear plastic bag with one pickle in it. The pickle was pretty big, and there was only one pickle inside.
On the side it side
Contents: One Pickle
Crazed Rabbit
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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Kitchen Knife (from a far east place)- Keep out of children
Road Sign- Turn left to Secret Base
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You know KFC's slogan - "Finger lickin' good" ??
When translated to chinese/japanese (i don't remember) it came out as "Bite your fingers off."lol
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