Beat the person above you game (56k warning)

[Yaropolk]

Wenches on bicycles? Call in Motorcycle Pirates to capture them!

[Joooray]

Well, those pirates always drive too fast and before you know it:

[Yaropolk]

Quick, throw a velcro wall in there!

[gaelic cowboy]

Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out [guts itself] that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

Oh dear a Keiretsu the Osaka Seafood Concern has spotted potential for a Japanese Gameshow.



The poor unfortunates are beaten to death for prizes by soft volleyballs

[Yaropolk]

I dont get it - what's the knife have to do with the picture?

[gaelic cowboy]

^^^^
episode from the simpsons

[Yaropolk]

Ok, after watching thirty minutes over tokyo I see the connection between Simpsons and Japanese game shows. But how does that beat a velcro wall? Japanese game shows and velcro walls a symbiotic pair made in heaven!

[Ibrahim]

Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out [guts itself] that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.

Oh dear a Keiretsu the Osaka Seafood Concern has spotted potential for a Japanese Gameshow.



The poor unfortunates are beaten to death for prizes by soft volleyballs

meh...the guy has heavy duty body armor under him:



stops bullets, knives, and shrapnel! (and yes, volleyballs, though how one can die from that is beyond me. must be a *****)

[Yaropolk]

Better use a scope then and aim for the neck!

[Ibrahim]

unfortunately, this guy kills you before you can do that.

[Yaropolk]

Recursive sniper kitteh is called in for protection

[Ibrahim]

Recursive sniper kitteh is called in for protection

little kitty can't stand doggy-woggies*



*I'm actually a "cat person".

[miotas]

Look out, someone is getting ideas.

[Ibrahim]

Look out, someone is getting ideas.

BAH! dogs have extricated themsevles from Cruella de ville defore. my picture stands (for now).

[Reverend Joe]

Distraction.

[Ibrahim]

bombing run destroys fossil bones, keeping dogs from being distracted.

[Joooray]

That is not very original, Ibrahim.

Anyway:
Giant Dog will take care of both, Bomber and also get that pesky distraction away.

[Yaropolk]

Bring out the giant dog whistle!

[gaelic cowboy]

Oh dear Sheep can hear in the range of 100-30,000 hertz



Unfortunately there Zombie Sheep Baaaarrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss

[Cute Wolf]

These one will eat ya...

[Ibrahim]

Oh dear Sheep can hear in the range of 100-30,000 hertz



Unfortunately there Zombie Sheep Baaaarrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss

teh slaughter pen's for them:

[gaelic cowboy]

The worlds collapses into Zombiefication due to Ibrahim slaughtering Zombified Sheep meat.

[Yaropolk]

Well done sir!

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

As he warns about peanuts containing.....peanuts, Mr Peanut attacks and kills all evil Zombies, human and animals.

[gaelic cowboy]

Time for a Georgia peanut farmer to enter the fray and harvest the annoying Mr Peanut mwah ha ha ha ha ha

[Yaropolk]

Send in killer swamp rabbits to capsize President Carter's fishing boat!

[gaelic cowboy]

Swamp Rat meet Annaconda Om Nom Nom Nom

[Joooray]

Too bad the anaconda gets violated by some crazy people at gun point.

[Yaropolk]

If there's one thing Rednecks hate it's the theory of evolution

[gaelic cowboy]

We don't take kindly to you city folk coming down here showing up us Christians evidence what evidence we prefer to ignore evidence and trust that the Lord is testing our faith.

If all else fails na na na na na na na na I'm not listening na na na na na