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  1. 04-07-2005, 14:36 #1
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
    But what is spam?
    Yes, what is spam?
    And what is its purpose in today's changing social environment?

    The Chair acknowledges the esteemed expert Templar Knight. Please take the floor, professor Templar.

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  2. 04-07-2005, 16:44 #2
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    you...

    We do not sow.
  3. 04-07-2005, 16:45 #3
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    are...

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  4. 04-07-2005, 16:46 #4
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    haha interrupted you
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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    all...

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  6. 04-07-2005, 16:47 #6
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    spammers...

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  7. 04-07-2005, 16:47 #7
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    Again! AHAHA!
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    *he clears his throut and takes a deep breath* SPAAAAAAAAAMmmmm! *he sings with a mighty voice*

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  9. 04-07-2005, 16:45 #9
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    Reckon this will get closed in 1 day or 2? ;o
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
  10. 04-07-2005, 18:17 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAG
    Reckon this will get closed in 1 day or 2? ;o
    Technically no-one is off-topic... lol.
  11. 04-07-2005, 18:24 #11
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    Craterus do you really think that being on topic in SPAM thread is not spamming? You are the worst spammer this board has ever seen since JAG in his early days.
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    Admiror, paries, te non cecidisse ruinis,
    qui tot scriptorum taedia sustineas.
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    Ain't nuttin but a spam dog.
    Pray for the Pope, I am Protestent, but still pray.
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    tsk tsk tsk...this isn't SPAM, this is spam ... weak and weedy.

    Now, the one word story - that was the alpha. I'd say the omega as well except it had no end...

    Spammers these days, no ambition!
    The scary thing about leaving the Org for a while and then coming back is the exponential growth of "gah!" on your return...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Craterus do you really think that being on topic in SPAM thread is not spamming? You are the worst spammer this board has ever seen since JAG in his early days.

    Haha good one, I think you think too much about spamming loosen up a little
  16. 04-07-2005, 21:53 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    The Chair acknowledges the esteemed expert Templar Knight. Please take the floor, professor Templar.
    Alright as you asked so nicely I will try and explain what 'spam is'

    some examples:

    - Used by Adrian on several occasions, it has now been outlawed by the Grandmaster and his wise council of 1

    more examples will follow when I have made some phone calls
  17. 04-07-2005, 22:40 #17
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    how do you like your spam?
  18. 04-07-2005, 22:41 #18
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    Spicy and hammy.. but spammy is fine..
  19. 04-07-2005, 22:43 #19
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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Templar Knight
    Alright as you asked so nicely I will try and explain what 'spam is'.
    Brilliant exposé, Templar. We couldn't have exposed ourselves better.

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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    Still open?!
    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
  21. 04-07-2005, 23:15 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    Brilliant exposé, Templar. We couldn't have exposed ourselves better.

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    Enjoy! Just slightly disappointed that I wasted 5 mins putting every emoticon down to find you are only allowed about 20 smileys per post...
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    Is spam not stuff found in a tin that tastes like ham?


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    Default Re: The ultimate spamming thread

    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus
    Is spam not stuff found in a tin that tastes like ham?
    Yes, in the real world, shudder, the internet is my home!!!!!!
    But on the internet I think it refers to a pointless post...
    Ask Templar Knight, he is the expert!
    Last edited by Craterus; 04-08-2005 at 00:21.
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