Could God . . .

[ichi]

microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't touch it?

[Byzantine Prince]

That's from Simpsons, isn't it?

Could god stop Michael Bay from making movies?

[zelda12]

Its an interesting phillosophical concept. If God made us in his image, could we say that he might also have some of our flaws. If we also assume he's male then one of his flaws might be the tendency to put various foodstuffs, including Burritos, in the Microwave too long so they're too hot to touch. Of course if he's God this would be on a much bigger scale.

[Devastatin Dave]

All things are possible for God, he could make a burrito cook a burrito, cooking a burrito, cooking another burrito, cooking a burrito, cooking another burrito....

**flops on the ground and has seizures**

[Big_John]

no god for me. thanks.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

God doesn't eat burritos, that's satan food!
*farts*
Damn that... er.... sausage!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I uspect he could make a burrito so hot that he wouldn't be able to touch it, but he'd also be able to touch it.

Confused? I know I am!

[Kommodus]

As I understand theology, God can't do anything contrary to His nature (for example, He cannot lie). So the simple answer to this simple question would be "no." There's not even a paradox in there.

'Course, the fact that I gave a serious answer to this question obviously means I'm taking it too seriously, when it's clearly meant to be a "joke" question.

[The Stranger]

all i can say is GAH ICHI GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Axeknight]

God wouldn't touch the burrito. The burrito would touch God.

[JAG]

God? What is this strange and naive belief?

[Byzantine Prince]

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

[zelda12]

"Who the hell gives a damn."-Me

Then again, we live in a universe where nothing is certain and everything that could happen can happen. So universally disputing the existence of God is pointless, as we don't know for definite whether or not he is dead or if he even existed.

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Come on, guys. Everyone knows God is a brats & beers kinda guy. No Mexican food and grills only.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

God? What is this strange and naive belief?

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

Enough please, guys. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread.

[Byzantine Prince]

If God existed he woudln't need to eat anything. HE wouldn't have a physical form. Unlike myself that have a physical form but Im still the superman antichrist encarnate.

[Sjakihata]

Ignore the post - I was arguing with BP about his understanding of Nietzsche - which I will stop, please carry on.

And my answer would be something similar to BKS

[JAG]

Sjak - I was about to post something about the understanding of what Nietzsche said to BP, but seeing BKS' post I shall also refrain myself.

He did state God is dead but not in the way of saying 'there is no God', far from it. He stated it more in a way of 'it is irrelevant now'....

[ichi]

nice

this is Zen

like

If ichi posts and no one reads it, is he still wrong?

[Uesugi Kenshin]

No god for me.


Burritos are good though......... If there was a god and he made a burrito so hot he could not touch it I would bet that we would know/feel it. I don't overheat burritos, 2 minutes one side 1.5 minutes on the other and they are well done....

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Insulated mittens! Yeah!

[PanzerJaeger]

I dont believe in microwaves, and i hate people who subscribe to that strange, evil "technology". People with microwaves dont last very long around these parts...

[Tachikaze]

I also don't believe in microwaves. Since I've heard that evolution doesn't exist, and microwaves are less believeable . . .

[Papewaio]

If there is a God he or she can make the Axioms up as he or she goes along.

Sort of like the Master of the Five magics books...

[Somebody Else]

What's a buritto? What's a "God"? Microwave, I understand - they're for cats and small children, no?

[Byzantine Prince]

A buritto is an ice-cream pooping taco. A "God" is what it eats. Are we clear?

[Lonewarrior]

mmmmmm...burrito *drools*

[English assassin]

Of course he can. And he can burn his mouth on it too.

And you'd better believe those oven and burrito manufacturers will be hearing from his attorney. How is a 6000 year old being supposed to know how to operate a microwave? Where was the sign warning that things put in microwave ovens can get hot? And all the instructions were in English, not Aramaic. (OK, at a pinch God can get by in Latin, but I'm telling you his accent is dreadful)

[ichi]

^^^^now that's funny^^^^

[Gregoshi]

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" - God