Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close
28. Does it grow in the Southern U.S.? Probably.
27. Does it come in different colors? Yes.
26. I guess that it is a urethra? Close.
25. Is it involved in movies? Sometimes.
24. Is it hard? Yes.
23. Could it be found in a classroom? Partly.
22. Is it worn on the human body? Irrelevant.
21. Is it found in a bathroom? Depends.
20. I guess that it is a cook? No.
19. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Sometimes.
18. Is it flat? No.
17. Is it man made? Partly.
Is it something you can purchase? Unknown.
16. Can you smell it? Usually.
15. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
14. Can you eat off of it? Doubtful.
13. Does it help accomplish tasks? Depends.
12. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
11. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
10. Is it used in a sport? No.
9. Is it smaller than a golf ball? Rarely.
8. Is it part of a set? Yes.
7. Does it sweat? Sometimes.
6. Is it a body part? Yes.
5. Is it a common household object? No.
4. Does it come from trees? No.
3. Is it flexible? Yes.
2. Would you give it as a gift? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

Nice.