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  1. 04-19-2005, 17:03 #1
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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    Equites: Tally-ho Quintus, fancy a spot of Gaul hunting old boy? Last one there's a rotten egg. Charge!!!!

    Triarii: There go those flash buggers again. Hope he falls off his sodding horse!
    It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
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    Cry Havoc and let slip the FERRETS OF WAR!
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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    gallic defenders of Alesia: Meat, Meat, Meat, Meat

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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    *grin*
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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    Velites: Wow! We got some bribed equites to fight!
    Equites: Now then, now then, stabbing my horse, pulling me to the ground isn't the best idea you have had, we are your own troops you know... arrgh!
    Triarii: Now y' wee scunners what happened here?
    Equites:(lying through their teeth) He fell off his horse.
    Triarii: Now I knew that would happen. Back in MY day we had somthing better than a saddle. They were called Jimmywagons...Or was that my sword...
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    Velite: Hey look at this spiffy new javelin I got down at that new "Ye Olde Spearshoppe".
    Hastatus: Quite nice, but you know who the girls will flock to? The one with the highest plume and the shiniest breastplate.
    Princeps: Boys, you could need a good time out at my farm to teach you the running of life. And of course there are all those farmgirls. How I miss my farm... What does this war need me for?
    Triarius: *slaps Princeps* Young slacker! You are here because I told you to. You have it so easy on your farm... Slaves... Farmanimals... Crops! BAH! I had to work 30 hours a day, pay to go to work, sleep in a river and I got the rocks I removed from the fields to eat.
    Merc hoplite: Wee froom Athenai neever wurk the filds, wee go to the odeon, and you twoo young men, wat aboot comin wit mee and mi friends? Whoo neds vimin?
    Equite: Oh my... the rabble is rousing up yet another fight. It is getting quite tiresome, it interupts my afternoon hot water. What is that I spot? A scarlet pimpernel! That could come in handy with the ladies, I'm certain it will save me in the near future. Off to another dashing adventure! Yah yah noble Silver Tongue.
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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    ...An Athenian with a German accent? O_O


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    Default Re: A little RTW humor

    Quote Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
    ...An Athenian with a German accent? O_O
    No then he would say: Vee from Athen never vork ze fields... ect ect.
    I just made an accent, as a greek accent is rather hard to write down.
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