A little RTW humor

[Brutus]

Gaulish swordsman, looking out from Alesia: "Look at those pityfull Romans with their nice uniforms and shiny armour! Why don't they just fight half-naked like normal people?"
Naked fanatic: "Aye, they are just a bunch of puffs!"
Forester: "Still, they are after our wimmin'folk. Yarg! Let them come."
Swordsman: "We'll split them apart from head to toe!"
Naked fanatic: "And if not, our wimmin'folk will laugh and scorn at them nonetheless. They will see our moustaches are not the only large feature we Gauls have!"

[Cheater]

Naked fanatic: "And if not, our wimmin'folk will laugh and scorn at them nonetheless. They will see our moustaches are not the only large feature we Gauls have!"

[Cendre]

-Gauls: "Tasty pigs!... Though I think roasting is preferable to setting alight..."

[Craterus]

"Medium cooked, not charred, you stupid Romans!!!!"

[pezhetairoi]

Speaking of tasty pigs/boars and Gauls, does anyone know if the easter-egg Roman defeat scenario of RTW (where the picture of Asterix appears to crow that the Romans didn't conquer a certain village in Armorica) is true?