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    Lesbian Rebel Member Mikeus Caesar's Avatar
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    Look at this disgusting website!! Bonsai Kittens Kittens stuffed into jars as soon as they're born, so their bodies form into box or jar shapes. It is absolutely disgusting.
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    I think that website is fake. So my dad says anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
    Look at this disgusting website!! Bonsai Kittens Kittens stuffed into jars as soon as they're born, so their bodies form into box or jar shapes. It is absolutely disgusting.
    Don't you worry your little head about those kitty cats. The site is a fake and an excellent one at that. Bonsaikitten.com made a huge stink on the net around 4+ years ago. People (especially women) went ballistic and e-mail chain letters making a stink about bonsaikitten were commonplace.
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    They're (emails) still circulating where I live lol.
    "Add your name to this list to stop theses awful people"

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    Werren't those the same kittens that exploded in microwave ovens?
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    yup......web "urban-legend"....and one that was debunked long ago.
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    I laughed so loud when I first saw that site. Don't forget to read the comments, it is a riot.

    'First of all, let me express my most sincere appreciation and congratulations for your bonsaikitten.com site. You truly managed to express a poetic balance of ancient tradition, modern art, life and science. I was deeply touched by it.

    Very humbly, may I submit to your attention a variation of your techniques which I developed for my niece Celeste, who is a first-grader and needed something for a school project about how to best care for newborn cats and dogs.

    Since you cannot trust children to regularly feed their pets, I concluded that Celeste needed a self-contained unit. Also, she would have to pack it in her schoolbag, store it in the locker, etc., so even the appropriate supply of fresh air could become an issue.

    An important piece of inspiration came to me when I saw one of those sealed spheres (EcoSpheres, or BioSpheres, they call them, I think) in a shop.

    [...]'


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