Best Game Dialogue

[King Edward]

Auron's 'your story' speach was good in FF X just before you battle Yunalesca. other than that the voicing was terrible in the whole game, yet i still found myself missing it when i was replaying FF VII a few months back. odd.

[Ironside]

I had to kill one guard in the museum. The laser is bugged!

You'll use an axe (well your main weapon ) in the laser power source next to the lasers. . Then you'll get a "avoid flashing laser" scenario. Avoid trigging them and you should be fine.

[Bob the Insane]

Mafia had awesome dialog. This game was a film (and a good film) in terms of its character interaction and development. I actually cared what happened to the people in it.

Can't believe I forgot that one, a fantastic story, with excellent dialog...

[Quietus]

You'll use an axe (well your main weapon ) in the laser power source next to the lasers. . Then you'll get a "avoid flashing laser" scenario. Avoid trigging them and you should be fine.

Exactly! Only a couple of lasers are flickering. I have to jump the lower one, then not hit the next high one.

[Efrem]

I just ran away and then hid myself afterwards....

[Ironside]

Exactly! Only a couple of lasers are flickering. I have to jump the lower one, then not hit the next high one.

Duck, then wait until the low ones isn't active, walk. Repeat. The high ones are all above you, exept possibly one that you maybe tuch if you walk by it when it's active, not sure due to paranoia. Either it touches you (the top of your head) or it's very close.

[Kekvit Irae]

I wish Trioka didnt close their doors. Vampire is very buggy, and with the Histories added, it becomes horridly spazzy.
I'm not complaining, however. My Malkavian has Ninja! as her history, my Ventrue has Dominatrix, and my Torrie has Slut.

[Efrem]

Histories added????


My malkavian is a tad stuck considering how non combat centric she is so I've been looking for a reason to start over again.

[Kekvit Irae]

Histories added????


My malkavian is a tad stuck considering how non combat centric she is so I've been looking for a reason to start over again.

http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/dosw...mb_history.txt

[Quietus]

Duck, then wait until the low ones isn't active, walk. Repeat. The high ones are all above you, exept possibly one that you maybe tuch if you walk by it when it's active, not sure due to paranoia. Either it touches you (the top of your head) or it's very close.

Yeah, I can't duck everytime because the lower ones aren't blinking at all, just a couple. I have to jump a low rung then not hit the next high one which is crazy hard.

Alternatively, I can hack the computer and turn it off completely, but the guard keeps shooting me (and I'm using a Toreador). Hence, I just sucked the pesterer dry.

[Ironside]

Yeah, I can't duck everytime because the lower ones aren't blinking at all, just a couple. I have to jump a low rung then not hit the next high one which is crazy hard.

Alternatively, I can hack the computer and turn it off completely, but the guard keeps shooting me (and I'm using a Toreador). Hence, I just sucked the pesterer dry.

Sounds like a bug in that case.

Edit: did found this though

At some places in the game, saving after pushing a button, for example,
and then reloading may result in the button not being pushed.

Example from the game:

At the Museum by the security beams, saving ofter smashing the control
box for the beams and then reloading, may result in the beams being turned on
again.

There are many places in the game where similar thing can happen.

Another example is the different chambers in the Fu Syndicate building.
Sometimes doors are closed after being open, resulting in you being
trapped, unable to make to the next chamber. Or that something that
was supposed to be moving, has now stopped after reloading.

Remedy: Save often and have different save files.

[Forward Observer]

I never played Grim Fandango, but I hear it was a real hoot. Since it came out for Windows 98, I wonder if it would run on XP. I guess Lucasarts has given up on adventure games with the cancellation of Sam and Max.

I just saw an Icon's show on G4 Tech TV profiling Tim Schafer who developed Grim Fandango along with the first two Monkey Island games for Lucas Arts. Much of the humor in all of those games is his.

His own devopment company Double Fine just released "Psychonauts" which is getting pretty good reviews. It is about a summer camp for kids with psychic abiltities. Some of the lines I have heard from the game are outrageous.

Personally, The funniest dialogue and voice acting I have heard in the last few years is from a 3rd person shooter released last year by LucasArts called
"Armed and Dangerous".

There is almost an hour of some of the funniest CGA cut scenes I have ever seen in a game. I was developed by Planet Moon studios who previously made Giants: Citizen Kabuto. The shooter part of the game is not half bad either and has some of the zaniest weapons you will ever see. I never tired of watching the "land shark gun" or the "worlds smallest black hole in a paper sack" bomb.

The humor is a cross somewhere between Monty Python and Mel Brooks with a bit of The Princess Bride type story thrown in. Lots of StarWars and Lord of the Rings parody bits--all done with sharp English humor.

I have played through it several times just to enjoy all the gags again.

The game really got overlooked when it was released because it had to compete with some big names that came out at the same time-plus there was no multi--, but the great thing is you can get it just about anywhere
for $10 now.

Just make sure there are no sharp objects around your computer when you play, so you won't hurt yourself when you fall out of you chair laughing. It is that funny--at least I thought so.

Cheers

[Kekvit Irae]

After playing Vampire: Bloodlines again, this time with a Malkavian, I found the best humor dialogue ever. In Hollywood, you meet Samantha, a girl who knew your living self, and to protect the masquerade, you need to convince her that you are someone else. As a Malkavian, you can use Demention to convince her that you are her old pet turtle.

S: "Shelly? Holy crap, you gotten big! I'm sorry I flushed you, I thought you were dead."
PC: "I was sleeping. No harm done."
S: "So, what's it like to be a turtle?"
PC: "Imagine being a walking house that eats lettace."
S: "Can I give you a hug, Shelly?"
PC: "I cant, you will get samonella."
S: "Well, it was nice seeing you again, Shelly. We should get together for the holidays, call me!"

[Efrem]

Yeah, that moment made me fall out of the chair. My Dialogue went slightly different as I chose different speach options.