1. Tell family that CA has hired you as a Beta tester.

2. Hand wife credit card, and say "you have 24 hours."

3. Tell girlfriend that you have the measles and must remain quarantined for 5 days straight.

4. Use your diplomat to bribe family members.

5. Put "useless" family members on a bireme and sail them towards the Carthaginian fleet.

6. Bring cooler of food and beer into computer room and lock the door. Put headphones on to max volume and boot up computer.