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    Default Smiley story thread!

    make your own story using smileys!(and some words of course.)for example,


    he charged into the infantry....
    he died....

    PS pointless thread I know lol



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    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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    Hmm... I enjoyed it Mouzafphaerre, but I feel it lacked supporting details to back up the main plot. Try using some more vivid descriptions, and don't leave the characters blande. I think with a little effort, you could turn it into a masterpiece. Mm... quite...

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    He saw a dinosaur...
    His jaw hit the floor...

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    All the in the donut shop say
    Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
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    Hahaha, nice.

    Oh, I mean...

    Hahaha, nice .

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    Hm lets see... and decided to but then came and they were like so made them

    how's that?
    Wheel down, wheel down to southward! Oh, Gooverooska, go!
    And tell the Deep-Sea Viceroys the story of our woe;
    Ere, empty as the shark's egg the tempest flings ashore,
    The Beaches of Lukannon shall know their sons no more!

    Rudyard Kipling, Lukannon

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    Didn't quite understand it..

    Heres mine: meets they then does some x, leaving him

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    Hah... damn top-hat-and-monacle wearing druggies...

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    I'm wearing a monocle right now.

    In smileys: Me = ~

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    once, i fell in love with a ballon. but, i was recruited by the army. foolishly i accepted. it sucked, as soon as i got some shut eye, the sun was up. they worked me long and hard and i was always exercising!

    i got the hell out of there asap! i started drinking and forgot all about my long lost ballon. i got a job juggling and re-enacting famous french battles. while the money was good, i wasn't happy. i met a sexy red balloon, but i wasn't happy.

    i decided to call my old ballon. but a strange ballon answered and wouldn't tell me where my old ballon was. so i went out and got drunk. then, through the grape vine, i heard that my old ballon became a sharp-shooter or the mexican police! i searched high and low in mexico for my balloon.. much tequila was had.

    eventually, i went to a psychic that told me a kid took my balloon to disneyworld!! and there in the crowd i was stunned to see my balloon!!!
    i challenged the kid to a duel! little did i know that the kid was friends with mr. t and batman!! but before anything happened the kid noticed my red balloon and offered to trade! i said, "hell yeah!" and everyone lived happily ever after.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    Incredible, longest smiley story ever.. and it was still quite entertaining, Wow..

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    and now we joined this guy as he is about to judge a man for stealing a red

    here comes the judgement



    uhh and its a thumbsdown. You know what that means

    "Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
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    Lol..

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    An ilustrated love story
    by marcusbrutus

    was a very angry smilie, he small animals and he s. It had been this way for as long anyone could remember, back when he was in school he used to the other kids. Then one day at uni' (where he was a caretaker) he saw from and instantly . Now here was his problem - how could get while was with . As had always been the case was the answer and sure enough was soon .

    Of course the story ends with reporting to the and she stayed by her man even though he now looked like this - .
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    Lol
    even though he now looked like this -
    lol

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    screamed a helpless man as he was about to be killed by a guy reading a book? What!

    "Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
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    " Sometimes"

    (As recorded by The Undisputed Truth)
    BARRET STRONG
    NORMAN WHITFIELD

    sometimes pretend to be your friend
    show no traces of the evil that lurks within.

    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    The truth is in the eyes
    'Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
    Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down
    My friend let me tell you

    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    Beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
    I'm telling you beware, beware of the pat on the back
    It just might hold you back
    Jealousy (jealousy), Misery (misery), Envy.

    I tell you you can't see behind
    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    (, sometimes)
    (, sometimes)
    I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
    Listen to me now beware, beware of that pat on the back
    It just might hold you back.

    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    Your enemy won't do you no harm
    'Cause you know where he's coming from
    Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
    Take my advice I'm only tryin' to school ya.

    , sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    , tell lies and I got proof.

    (c) Copyright 1971 by Jobete Music Co., Inc.

    - SONG HITS, Summer 1974.
    Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively

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    this is an actual west african tale that i tried to adapt to smilies.. it's a stretch..


























    a great warrior did not return from the hunt. his family gave him up for dead, all except his youngest child who each day would ask, "where is my father? where is my father?"

    the child's older brothers, who were magicians, finally went forth to find him. they came upon his broken spear and a pile of bones. the first son assembled the bones into a skeleton; the second son put flesh upon the bones; the third son breathed life into the flesh.

    the warrior arose and walked into the village where there was great celebration. he said, "i will give a fine gift to the one who has brought me back to life."

    "i will give the gift to my youngest child," said the warrior. "for it is this child who saved my life. a man is never truly dead until he is forgotten!"
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    any body thought of setting up a thread like this?
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    Once there was a person. He got the end.


    "A lamb goes to the slaughter but a man, he knows when to walk away."

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    :hanged



    (THE END)

    sorry, a it bored...hope you like it

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    Man and someone who hated this man d his skull. So the man . I don't know where that last bit came from.

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    They were trained


    They fought

    They were brave



    They were smart


    But they walked like Eygptians



    So they got killed



    The survivor went to the gallows



    But aliens reincarnated the hanging men



    So they fought again

    And someone in the team marryed 20 red baloons



    And then a guy with a afro became president of the U.S



    So they stopped fighting


    The End.




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    a piece of choclate became powerful

    It was smart

    It was amazingly brave

    It was in love with a freak

    The freak had a deal of cards

    But santa stole them

    So the freak got drunk

    But a alien abducted him and played the pc(That's me! )

    So the choclate got drunk too

    Then the choclate and freak got reunited and got marryed


    but..........

    Damn Mickey Mouse!

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    Now 'ere's a little story
    (To tell it is a must)
    About an unsung hero
    That moves from dawn to dusk.

    Some people make a fortune,
    Others earn a mint;
    My old man don't earn much:
    In fact he's a flippin' print.

    Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
    He wears a smiley's hat
    He wears cor-blimey pixels
    And lives in a separate spread.
    He looks a proper nana
    With his great big yellow gob
    He's such a time to download
    They call him a cable job.

    Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
    Lala lala lala
    Hm hm, hm-hm hm hm-hm

    Last edited by Adrian II; 05-10-2005 at 22:15. Reason: Poetic depth
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    this thread is getting on well(Getting there.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100 posts!)



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    here we are again with this guy. But this time he is the one being judge for apperantly someone.

    The Judgement:

    alright I guess someone payed his way to innocent

    oh noes, here comes the angry mob

    they got him



    oh well

    Koniek

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    My smilie story: Story
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