Smiley story thread!

[Adrian II]

Now 'ere's a little story
(To tell it is a must)
About an unsung hero
That moves from dawn to dusk.

Some people make a fortune,
Others earn a mint;
My old man don't earn much:
In fact he's a flippin' print.

Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
He wears a smiley's hat
He wears cor-blimey pixels
And lives in a separate spread.
He looks a proper nana
With his great big yellow gob
He's such a time to download
They call him a cable job.

Ohhhhh, my old man's a smiley
Lala lala lala
Hm hm, hm-hm hm hm-hm