Just do what I did.
This will ensure that you don't get any for the next 7 years.
(Pope-ye will be happy)
PM me if you want details.
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Just do what I did.
This will ensure that you don't get any for the next 7 years.
(Pope-ye will be happy)
PM me if you want details.
Sono Pazzi Questi Romani
Paul Peru: Holier than thy bucket!
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Au Contraire, asked me a year ago what my life goal was and it would have been "get laid more than anyone else and die of syphilis". I passed that stage in my life.Originally Posted by Ja'chyra
BTW I'm really not an intimidating figure, unless you piss me off. I'm a natural sloucher so I appear more like 5'9 or 5'8. I'm like really nice to her (and everyone just to look good, but especially nice to her) so I don't scare her.
Anyway, I'll ramble on about this later, I feel bad for my one buddy (he got turned down BIG today. I told him to draw up a battle plan and flank her...gah!)
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Certainly I am a member of the school of improvization when it comes to being a player as well.
All I need is an excuse to be talking to her (whomever she may be; it differs as time advances) and then it's playing with and manipulating whatever she says to get a good result.
But about asking her out (if you haven't done that yet -- I'm late, I realize), 'all' you need to do is gather your courage and ask her -- every girl I've talked to about the matter says they like it straight up (no, do not take that further -- bah, too late -_-). In other words, don't busy her with peripheral conversations trying to find out how she feels about you. It doesn't work -- and I've learned by experience.
Hell even my friend Chris managed to get his hot girlfriend that way!
And when improvizing (if that's your style), be quick, witty and naughty. Old-fashioned etiquette and chivalry exercized at the right moment can help seriously as well.
If you really need to the point, visual help -- visit the love doctor. I mean go watch Hitch with Will Smith... approved by yours truly as playalistic™!
Not that I learned anything new, of course
~Wiz
Last edited by The Wizard; 04-30-2005 at 14:30.
"It ain't where you're from / it's where you're at."
Eric B. & Rakim, I Know You Got Soul
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That reminds me of Saturday Night Live when Tom Brady hosted. They did a skit with Tom & one of the guys who looks pretty dorky. The dork says "Gee, Sally, you look nice today"... whammo, she's on the phone to HR. Tom walks up and says "Wow, Sally, your rack looks really perky today" and grabs them. She grins and says "Thanks Tom".....
"In conclusion, to avoid a sexual harrassment suit 1) Be good looking 2) Don't be bad looking 3) be sexy".
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
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Wtf????
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Re: need advice about gals
I saw that SNL...
Kaiser, it was about office relationships. The guy who llooked like a dork and just said "Hi" got in trouble for sexual harrasment. The hunky guy who was acting like an ass got... well, ass.
"But if you should fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home."
Grateful Dead, "Ripple"
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Exactly what I think of most girls
Good to see you slouch my friend
One more thing, girls love everything being about them...talk about how she feels on abso flippin lutely everything...they love it
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Exactly what I think of most girls
Good to see you slouch my friend
One more thing, girls love everything being about them...talk about how she feels on abso flippin lutely everything...they love it
Hmm... that might explain why my relationships rarely go on for longer than a weekend...
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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OK, also try not to be scary. I did that once and I was taken down really badly. She was basically hiding behind her friend as if I was going to hurt her. So glad that's over.
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Not my experience. Girls/women want to be drawn into a guy's universe, walk about in it, play a role in it. Provided you're not boring, of course...One more thing, girls love everything being about them...talk about how she feels on abso flippin lutely everything...they love it
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Yes, that is true to a limited extent but they have got to be the centre of the universe
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ok got it.
Now what's good WORDING for the actual question part of it...
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Hey chick! Wanna good time?
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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Anything with confidence.
Make sure you don't mumble when you ask her.
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I'm not the Pope, but I can get you to Heaven? Nah, that's sacrilegious. Bad, AdrianII.
Seriously, just tell her the truth. 'Hey ..., I think you're the best thing that ever happened to our debating team. I'd like to spend time with you. Shall we go to movie X, restaurant Y, concert Z one of these days? My treat.'
That is the truth, isn't it, Kaiser?
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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"Let's go have sex?" NO!
"Would you like to do something?" Maybe!
"Hey, would you like to go out with me sometime?" Almost there.
Ok now you guys continue.
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I've been wondering, is movie X any good, I was going to see it last weekend, but then I settled for other plans.
I think Adrian has the right idea, apart from the debating team part, unless you are actually part of one.
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He mentioned above that he and her were on the debate team and that she did very well.
I think confidence is probably one of the most important things.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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'Hey ..., I think you're one of the best girls that I ever met. I'd like to spend time with you. Shall we go to movie X, restaurant Y, concert Z one of these days? My treat.'
That good?
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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OK, so I tried to think about what I did to make sure I was totally out of luck in the girlie-department until my early twenties.
Of course I just did what seemed like a good idea at the time; you know the kind of stuff with which the road to hell is paved
However, there are some general rules that I'm farily certain I followed.
- avoid eye-contact
- don't smile
- think bad things about yourself
- be suspicious
- self-irony is out, but frank, gloomy self-depreciation is priceless
- know it's hopeless
That should do it.
Sono Pazzi Questi Romani
Paul Peru: Holier than thy bucket!
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Lose the one of these days, don't say my treat (that's implied).
"I had a great time debating with you/debating along side you, would you like to go see a movie later today?"
Or variants of this.
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So tempting to use the old "mass debate" joke...
Anyway.
Not necessarily a good idea to act too much out of character - a) may seem insincere, b) it'll be a while before you can drop the act - if ever.
Just be relaxed, relaxed confidence is a very good thing.
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Just one suggestion that has not been brought up, the one I give myself before everything of import. Don't **** up!
Trust me if you avoid this one major pitfall you will be set.
Honesty and being who you really are is a good idea, if you act differently it will eventually catch up to you.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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victory!
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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Congrats!
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Yay!
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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How did you do it?!?!?
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Congratulations!!
"Debating with someone on the Internet is like mudwrestling with a pig. You get filthy and the pig loves it"
Shooting down abou's Seleukid ideas since 2007!
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And it seems as if she stood me up!
GAH!
She probably lost my number (she was gonna call me to finalize things), cause she's a nice girl and I did write my number on a dollar (she gave it to me to write it on lol, she prob spent it). So I'll talk to her tommorow and let you guys know.
Thanks for the support.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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