Quote Originally Posted by Proletariat
I can't lie, much more idiotic approaches worked on me as a high schooler. Go with Beirut.
Oh alright, Kaiser, go with Beirut. Follow plan A to Z and if she doesn't play along and sees right through you, just throw a tantrum and hit her over the head with your handbag or high heels. She'll spank your butt before the entire restaurant and she'll wear the pants for the rest of your relationship.

Either that, or you give her the full Kaiser and show her you don't play games. Get under her skin, make her laugh uncontrollably, works wonders.