Could God . . .

[ichi]

microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't touch it?

[Byzantine Prince]

That's from Simpsons, isn't it?

Could god stop Michael Bay from making movies?

[zelda12]

Its an interesting phillosophical concept. If God made us in his image, could we say that he might also have some of our flaws. If we also assume he's male then one of his flaws might be the tendency to put various foodstuffs, including Burritos, in the Microwave too long so they're too hot to touch. Of course if he's God this would be on a much bigger scale.

[Devastatin Dave]

All things are possible for God, he could make a burrito cook a burrito, cooking a burrito, cooking another burrito, cooking a burrito, cooking another burrito....

**flops on the ground and has seizures**

[Big_John]

no god for me. thanks.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

God doesn't eat burritos, that's satan food!
*farts*
Damn that... er.... sausage!

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

I uspect he could make a burrito so hot that he wouldn't be able to touch it, but he'd also be able to touch it.

Confused? I know I am!

[Lonewarrior]

mmmmmm...burrito *drools*

[English assassin]

Of course he can. And he can burn his mouth on it too.

And you'd better believe those oven and burrito manufacturers will be hearing from his attorney. How is a 6000 year old being supposed to know how to operate a microwave? Where was the sign warning that things put in microwave ovens can get hot? And all the instructions were in English, not Aramaic. (OK, at a pinch God can get by in Latin, but I'm telling you his accent is dreadful)

[ichi]

^^^^now that's funny^^^^

[BDC]

Of course he can. And he can burn his mouth on it too.

And you'd better believe those oven and burrito manufacturers will be hearing from his attorney. How is a 6000 year old being supposed to know how to operate a microwave? Where was the sign warning that things put in microwave ovens can get hot? And all the instructions were in English, not Aramaic. (OK, at a pinch God can get by in Latin, but I'm telling you his accent is dreadful)

Don't be silly. We all know God is an Anglo-Saxon with a slightly corny American accent.

Seeing as He is everywhere, he can only burn himself with himself, as he is ALSO the buretto.

[Byzantine Prince]

BP: "I wish I could eat God"

[Uesugi Kenshin]

Well techinically the Burrito would become4 a gas at a certain point, so we would be saying God would be burnt by anything higher than that temperature. Would complicate making the sun I think....