so what "bartix" and what faction replaces armenia go then?!!

[cunctator]

Oh, and ignore the spelling mistakes.

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That`s great!
I don`t know if i should cry or laugh when iread this thread.

[Ranika]

Woe unto me, Abokasee! Your reply was so filled with wit, I don't think I can go on! I am shamed! ...Except for the part where your reply was incredibly weak. I'm being assailed by a mental midget of ironically epic proportions. Quick as frozen molasses, this one. Sharp as a melted marble. It's disturbing. I've had conversations with a braying mule with more coherence.

And yeah, it's sad, and hilarious, all in one horrible, horrible package.

[Abokasee]

Some Times I Think This Should Be Named Laugh Ur Ass Off The Rtw/eb Way Or Insult Zone....!!!!!!!!!

[Ranika]

Quit whining. If you phrased your sentences, questions, etc., in a manner anyone could understand, or tried to rephrase them in a way that can be understood, maybe some one would care. Such as it is, translating your insane ranting is nigh impossible, so responding to you in a serious manner is futile. But at least it's entertaining.

[Colovion]

train wreck

awesome

someone make me a sandwich, rye bread - clubhouse

thanks

[sharrukin]

Ok I think we are getting off topic here.

Just to remind everyone what we are supposed to be talking about!

tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??



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(so we don't bush and musithians)

[Ranika]

We are discussing his query, Sharrukin. And it's been responded to, partly. We don't know what he really wants, and he keeps asking. It's more fun to just taunt him and incite a reaction, because he's being very demanding, and very irritating, while not helping the situation by clarifying at all.

[Steppe Merc]

Lay off the insults, Abokasee. You don't get any sympathy by insulting our members, alright?

[TheTank]

Lay off the insults, Abokasee. You don't get any sympathy by insulting our members, alright?

And we are not scared of your Big Uranian Death Ray !!

[sharrukin]

We are discussing his query, Sharrukin. And it's been responded to, partly. We don't know what he really wants, and he keeps asking. It's more fun to just taunt him and incite a reaction, because he's being very demanding, and very irritating, while not helping the situation by clarifying at all.

Oh, I know that. There is no way to take this seriously, as he is either incapable of normal communication, or simply being an idiot. It is possible he is both as they so often go together. I must admit I find this thread amusing, despite the fact that we all know we should not laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves.

[khelvan]

If you guys all insult each other, you'll get the thread closed. And believe me, none of us want that.

[Ranika]

Like I said, it seems almost un-PC to make fun of him. It's just not nice at this point, but so easy.

What is this? I don't care about the question much anymore, I have my own damn question: so we don't bush and musithians What the hell is this? It's confusing, and in his signature, so I see it each post he makes.

[sharrukin]

musithians might be musicians? I truly have no idea what bush might be is this context.

You know this almost like decoding some ancient and vaguely related text in another language. As historians we should be able to do this!

The full text is;

Element total war needs YOUR help were looking for campain map makers,modelers,teuxture makers trigger developers (and possibly sricpt makers).
(so we don't bush and musithians)

[Ranika]

Alright, here's what can be understood, so far:

Element: Total War needs your help. We're looking for campaign map makers, modelers, texture makers, trigger developers (and possibly script makers).

This part, however, still a mystery. Let's pop in 'musicians'.

(so we don't bush and musithians)
(so we don't bush and musicians)

Alright, visualize it this way. Anything? Perhaps a word is missing somewhere.

[sharrukin]

You might want to take a look at this. Apparently this 'Element Total War' has a thread as well.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012

We may simply be looking for a pattern that doesn't exist!

[Vercingetorix]

People called Romans they go the house

so we don't bush and musithians = so we don't rush and miss anything

[Ranika]

Excellent incite. Go Verci.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

I'm just wondering when EB will make the offer for Abokasee to join up.

[GoreBag]

I noticed a tendency to end names with "ix" when it most obviously shouldn't. Check; he called Ranika "Ranix", and with "Bartix", I think there may be a pattern developing.

[Stormy]

[Temple]

Wow.


As hillarious as this post has been to lurk on, I can't shake off the feeling that the joke's on us.. I mean, is it truly humanly possible to be this incoherent? Without trying?

And what is "bartix", exactly? I'm dying to find out.
In his last post, he substituted bartix for Numidia. Maybe he just likes to come up with new words for stuff? Or maybe his friends (there's a scary prospect..) all call Numidia bartix, and he doesn't realise we don't know what it means. Provided, of course, that he's not taking the piss..

BTW has anyone checked out his "mod?" It's fascinating stuff.. Goes to whole new levels of creativity, I give it that much. Really.. Original..

Plus, I really really want to know why some people insist on writing in all caps. People, the Caps Lock key is right there. Use it!
Or Like This, When They Calm Down. Doesn't it take more effort to push shift all the time? You'd think they'd write without capital letters, to save time. But no. Capital All The Way Baby!

The human race astounds me..

Balloon:

[Abokasee]

Intresting anouth everybody the reason were insulting acother is ranix's insulting me,tank and ranix are smart asses and were getting with the subject....

GOD! i thought this was a thread not rome total war battle field with a small amount of surviors who lost there weopons and started insulting acother.....

[Temple]

You DO know his nick isn't ranix, right? It's ranika...

[Abokasee]

look tank stop saying i'm an alien,ranix (the reason i spell his name "ranix" is to shorten the text)stop insulting who keeps going on about my signature stop it and lets get with the subject

khelven or anybody else who knows WHAT UNITS DO BARTIX (short for the real spelling)AND ARMENIA HAVE!

[Temple]

So... Is "bartix" Baktria or Numidia?

[eadingas]

Well if Ranix is short for Ranika, Bartix must be short for Bartika, which is a town in north Guyana... I don't think we're having that one in the mod.

[Myrddraal]

"Bartix", isn't that stuff you do in pubs? "Bar tricks"?

Sorry Abokasee, I couldn't resist

So which faction do you want to know about? Numidia?

[Temple]

Well, if Bartix IS Bactria, the I think our friend has discovered a whole new means of communication, that could revolutionise the way we percieve the written language and render every modern form of communication obsolete!

We could call it the Rediculous Abbreviations Followed By -Ix Method (or Redabix for short..).

Abokasee will certainly go down in the historybooks for this one...

[eadingas]

Abokasix, you mean.

[Productivity]

I think this needs to go into the library once it's done here...