*visions of whining, stringy-haired, spandex-wearing goofballs who don't know rock and roll from their Goodie combs ...*

GAH!!!!!!

I remember that song in my nightmares ... if it's 80s Pop Metal ya want, why not Scorpions or Ratt or Def Leppard?

GWAHHHHHH!!!!!

*plays riff from Bill 'n Ted ...*